sambe

im serious (he/him)

[sambe @AnInternaut]

The fact that 1 ply toilet paper exists is classism

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@zak_toscani It’s the In and Out of the Midwest, if that makes sense. It’s very good, but still fast food. Only difference is they have a huge menu and all of it is really good. Better than In and Out IMO.

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@AndrewKunkle @BleacherReport @NBATV Picked 47 spots too late smh

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@mrtomwhitcomb lmao it's been a while since I thought about that one

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What's that thing called where you wake up every day filled with pain and sadness

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@SOLELINKS

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@snkr_twitr Got to the "order confirmed" page so fingers crossed I guess? Still no email or charge.

[sambe @AnInternaut]

If we can get Lauri/WCJ/Gafford some of whatever Jokic is smoking... 👀👀👀

[Adrian Wojnarowski @wojespn]

Denver assistant Wes Unseld Jr., — architect of Nuggets defense in incredible comeback vs. LAC — made an even stronger case for Bulls’ job. Chicago’s EVP Arturas Karnisovas already thought highly of him, working with Unseld in Denver. Malone: “Wes Unseld should be a head coach.”

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@SoleRetriever Oh also some kind of feature where you automatically win raffles would be awesome thanks

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@SoleRetriever Being able to sort by city to weed out local raffles that don't apply to you, or at least being able to tag them in some way.

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@snkr_twitr @FreshRagsFL Damn do I have to grab these for next spring??

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At this point I'm wondering if facts, logic, reasoning, etc are even worth it?? Like fuck it someone just bash me in the head until I truely believe things will be "back to normal" by January

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@mrtomwhitcomb This has big "Boaty MvBoatface" energy

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When you buy the PS5 the cashier is going to slide a piece of paper across the counter with a price on it and that's how much you have to pay

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@McDonalds Anything to say about this?? Or are are you going to hide like a coward

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Alright so I'm not usually into conspiracy theories but they say the Travis Scott Meal was "his order since back in Houston." The meal includes a Quarter Pounder with bacon on it. Remember this, it'll be important later.

[sambe @AnInternaut]

Mcdonald's didn't start including bacon on the menu until 2019. Therefore the so-called "Travis Scott Meal" COULD NOT have been ordered before 2019, which means it also could NOT have been his order in Houston. Thank you for listening to my TED talk.

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The logistics of this are hurting my brain, but the best part is that this dude was like "Oh my job?? Yeah it takes absolutely ZERO skills or knowledge. Literally any random person could do it. Literally."

[ABC7 Eyewitness News @ABC7]

Jelly Belly founder is hiding "gold tickets" and pulling a full Willy Wonka by giving away one of his factories during a nationwide treasure hunt.

https://t.co/p9lQJ8oAYt

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@mrtomwhitcomb By "Do you ever" I obviously meant does it happen 5-10 times a day or 10+

[sambe @AnInternaut]

Do you ever want to step outside, take a deep breath, and yell FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK as loud as you can