Jairus Mitchell

SEO Program Manager for Red Hat.
Mostly just talk about SEO, Podcasts, and Books.

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@iPullRank @RyanJones Everyone knows you should just cloak it. What could go wrong?

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I'm showing my niece (3 yrs) Muppet Christmas Carol for the first time. There's a semiotic perfection to Kermit that designers dream of. The first time he appeared on screen, my niece said "who is that?" In a way that showed she knew he was friend shaped.

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@patrickstox Watch out https://t.co/BT32jGf7Fm and https://t.co/S9T7LwZhQ0.

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@patrickstox JFC, these entities

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Sometimes the hype cycle is a sine wave.

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@matthewgkay @iPullRank but what about the committee?

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@fighto Generative Paul Transformer?

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@jaredmckiernan Monocles and hypoxia are required

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@jaredmckiernan Post Hog, ergo propter hog?

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@jaredmckiernan Too soon.

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@YoungbloodJoe Yahoo would be the funniest move

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@matthewgkay @iPullRank Gotta buy your own yacht and park it nearby.

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@fighto I'm coming up the Friday before to spend some time with my sister and niece, you planning shenanigans?

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@rustybrick Number go up! Up and to the right! 🚀🚀🚀

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Last night I went to hear @iPullRank talk, I tried to pull a transcript. This was my favorite part:

"Don't make a mile out of law, oh for it, because yes, a real answer. So, I really think people should start lenders and visit form their content, Shrek."

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@iPullRank

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@lilyraynyc But they gotta juice the numbers!

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@edzitron Thanks for repping the Rocket City Trash Pandas as you discuss tech that's trash.

[Patrick Stox @patrickstox]

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