Sheeba Amanya

[Sheeba Amanya @AnkoleBlood]

Lord give me patience because if you give me strength I will injure somebody's child - 😹😹

Words to go by on a daily basis!!

[Delphine @grandebougie]

La sauce tomate sait lorsque vous portez un tee-shirt blanc.
Ne me demandez pas pourquoi mais elle sait.

[𝒵 ᥫ᭡ @shazie4u]

73000
Just bought shawarma…

[Lesilo Rula @kay_mahapa]

Financially you’ll be good but mentally? You’ll start pronouncing the H in overwhelmed.

[Ifeoluwa @withifeoluwa]

Plan change.
My bridesmaids will be wearing different colours

[daro @darioelque]

Situación laboral: No tomo ninguna decisión pero estoy copiado en todos los mails

[Zainab.W.Ahmed @Uncle_ZaiZai]

My cab guy is telling me that he has super glued his SIM card as a means of ruining a thieves plans in the event that it gets stolen 🤣

[Softboy @softboywin]

if i like your story on ur birthday that mean happy birthday, shit i'm tired

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Job interviews are always like, “What can you do?”

Sir, I’m a millennial born in the ’90s. Just tell me what you need me to know, and I’ll have it mastered by Thursday.

[Nyx @mnenaaaa]

God I need that win wey change Sofia the first from village girl to princess overnight.😭

[? @LvrtS__]

le fait que ce soit vraiment le résumé du film et qu’il soit bien fait mdrrr

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

I did the math. The best time to leave work and go home is 3:25 PM

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

yeah breakups suck but have you ever been in love with a restaurant that closed down

[PK⨂ @CaptKrakoa]

Everyone talking about some “MCU Rewatch” before doomsday.

I ain’t doing allat. If I remember I remember

[emperiux @HR_emperiux]

@Alhajirostova Dem want make you pick up for where Napoleon stop

[thisissorandom🍉 @shawrizz]

When you send him your ootd and he replies with "😍😍😍" but a random guy on the street told you " ukioga usimwage hio maji ,niletee nikunywe"

[Public Universal Friend @bnzbea]

DONT CALL ME ON TIKTOK HAVE YOU LOST UR DAMN MIND

[stewie garlic @strwberryvape]

"Suicide is selfish" sorry do you want me to kill you too

[!🤍 @___sahtee]

Oh, my salary lasted 6 hours
We go again September 1st.

[Meech @Michell77621568]

@thisissavvy1 It’s like giving yourself a hangover and then joining a support group for migraine sufferers