Nangwenya Linyoka

Life is too short, make the most of it. 🇲🇼🇲🇼

[Nangwenya Linyoka @AnkoRaph]

Well, I got my balloons, a whole birthday. A whole guy in his thirties.

[Guinea Sanai Robertson @TheDukeofMpale]

No matter how much you invest in her, if she’s attracted to someone else she will never appreciate your efforts. Women are loyal to their feelings not your sacrifices.

[Cece 🇲🇼 @Cecilia_Bamusii]

Some 3900 years ago Jesus fed 5000
People and we still read and teach each other about it…. Now why must people not document when they go out doing charity work? (This question really isn’t up for debate I just like to tweet questions)

[Cece 🇲🇼 @Cecilia_Bamusii]

Munthu oti suli pa will yake komaso surname yanu ndiyosiyana akakuuzeni “don’t go out” ? Tamatiyeni mupepesa mawa😂

[Misandry Olympian 🐝🤠 @Zoemkoena]

Guys there are 14 million young people that haven't registered to vote. Please spread the word. We can't go on like thid

[MacDuff 🇲🇼 @CosmasSams]

Get up & make an announcement that "the show is over, you can all leave now"

[Poch Too Well (World Cup Version) @julioloveswater]

@nypost Imagine petting the dog and it says thanks

[S Mazibuko🇲🇼🇿🇦 @MjaySteven]

Munthu kwangocha sunapemphere nkomwe koma watumiza kale message ati "Are you coming?". Sabwera unya

[Ambuye Chonde 🖤🥀 @prettyb3xst]

When you're sad drink, when you're confused drink,when you're happy drink infact any chance you get drink alcohol

[S Mazibuko🇲🇼🇿🇦 @MjaySteven]

Mavuto aku Malawi zoti ndiwe mwana or umadwara ntima sapanga nawo.

[a-LL(Mnyanga)dat.funk- @B1Daredevilz]

Pa Chikondi Stopover 😫

[Nangwenya Linyoka @AnkoRaph]

@Sw9ine People act as if we don't see these things, in the restaurants

[Sheni Coker @sheni_coker]

My favorite dating advice is to date someone that will still be kind to you even when they are not happy with you.

[Codename: 39hr41m @EphraimChinga]

Listen, it's very important to know your place. In a relationship, work environment, friendship, etc.

[regulator @ThJuggernaut]

Malawians: Generational wealth is important

Also Malawians: Akuyendera ride ya makolo kape uyu

[MARI THE MESSENGER ™️🎙️ @marisaidit_]

Guess whose about to become financially free, financially stable AND financially wealthy by the end of 2023?!