Ankur Aggarwal

[Ankur Aggarwal @Ankurman]

@RachelSJohnson you did what you did and the headline still reads “Boris Johnson’s sister....” haha haha haha

[Ankur Aggarwal @Ankurman]

@pattymo Great show last night! Big thanks from everyone at The Strand Hotel Eastbourne

[Ankur Aggarwal @Ankurman]

@MPSHackney what if you don't return it, I can't exactly call the police.

[Ankur Aggarwal @Ankurman]

@paddypower Thank you to Rachel D at Paddy Power customer services, you were a great help. The bonus was much appreciated #winner#paddypower

[Ankur Aggarwal @Ankurman]

@JeremyClarkson @MrJamesMay Came across this pic and had to laugh!

[SW4 Festival @southwest4]

Giving away 2 VIP tickets to SW4 Saturday [24th Aug] and 2 tickets to the Saturday AfterParty @ @ministryofsound. RT for your chance to win!

[Ankur Aggarwal @Ankurman]

@Rachaelrosina Ha, you wish!

[Ankur Aggarwal @Ankurman]

@Rachaelrosina Sure, that's a great story #onion

[Ankur Aggarwal @Ankurman]

@Rachaelrosina Couldn't be happier I engaged in conversation with you #Hashtag

[Ankur Aggarwal @Ankurman]

@Rachaelrosina Flumps!!! Well you'll be pleased to know you are my first tweet. I hope this works #nolongertwittervirgin