Anna Fogel

Hilarious, beautiful, smart, and most of all modest. Can I have 13 beers to go please? Social things

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I haven't tweeted since November 2022 but it's imperative that everyone here knows that usher is now my second favorite artist and Taylor should start getting nervous

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Charles Barman deserved better.

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like a sane person, I’ve listened to antihero no fewer than 15 times and I was positive Taylor was a closet golfer singing about her tee time every listen #TSmidnighTS

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not right now, sweetie, mom has to read increasingly deranged Taylor swift theories and start believing all of them

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wondering what scientific discovery I could’ve made if the lyrics to Ryan Cabrera’s smash hit Shine On from 2005 weren’t still etched in my brain

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if my husband didn’t want to hear about the #DontWorryDarling drama in excruciating detail, he shouldn’t have asked*

*he didn’t ask

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the hardest part of watching selling sunset is continuing to pretend to know what escrow is

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when people talk about that person in the group project who does the least amount of work but takes all the credit they’re talking about DJ Khaled

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yeah, we all drank four loko without thinking twice so i really don't need my seltzer to be organic

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i feel like we as a society don't appreciate the fact that in 2014 michael b. Jordan, zac efron, *and* miles teller starred in a movie together

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if you play Laguna beach season 1 episode 1 at 8:56 pm, I don’t know what will happen right at midnight but I’m about to find out

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shoutout to my mom who loves to ask “was that your phone or mine” every time they get a text even though my phone has been on silent since 2010

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what is joe biden’s plan to make sure more bars start playing lifetime Christmas movies during the month of December

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taylor and adele after making everyone sob two weeks in a row

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the biggest issue plaguing our society right now is that we all have the same ringtone and no one’s doing anything about it

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poor Jake, tbh

#RedTaylorsVersion

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good morning.

#RedTaylorsVersion

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@West_Syed i want an oral history of the ice cream shop deciding yes, absolutely, we need to add the mini bottle of booze in there SO PEOPLE KNOW THIS IS HAPPENING

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arrest everyone on the spot who orders this

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as someone who is just now watching outer banks, I can confirm y’all actually underhyped John B