Anna Greeno

#4boymom. 1 #husBen wife. Sarcastic AF. Former Disney Princess & Pro-Dancer turned Disney-obsessed dance party pro. I REALLY love Jesus but I cuss a little🦄

[Anna Greeno @AnnaGreeno]

@strangerwriters I know I’m late but bottom left is our Demodog Athena. Clearly, she is unamused.

[Anna Greeno @AnnaGreeno]

@girlongirlworld Reading comprehension is abominable. The original article says Louis and Sadie are dating, not Olivia and Sadie 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Anna Greeno @AnnaGreeno]

@BobbyWinnJr7 When he was sitting, he had been holding the bar. It looks like he got excited and started to jump up but forgot to let go of the bar, which pulled his momentum forward. You can tell by the way he split-second tries to grab the bar and then flails like crazy as he’s falling.

[Anna Greeno @AnnaGreeno]

@RealRetroRebel @LibertyCappy She is beautiful, but she is a cowgirl, not a pornstar. Please use her preferred title.

[hatsune mitski @zephanijong]

i missed therapy because i was up until 4am making this

[Anna Greeno @AnnaGreeno]

@MrRandyHavens Would only buy tickets if it was presented in a theatre-in-the-round; would absolutely watch a live stream whilst eating chips & queso.

[Anna Greeno @AnnaGreeno]

@nytimes I’m just glad to see the MikeTV room OompaLoompa costumes from the original #willywonka got used again.

[Anna Greeno @AnnaGreeno]

I’m just glad to see the MikeTV room OompaLoompa costumes from the original #willywonka got used again. #Rihanna

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Rihanna appeared in radiant red for her Super Bowl LVII halftime show, kicking off a performance that saw the superstar blazing through her hits. Follow along live. https://t.co/mVcFmUj0jk

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Rihanna appeared in radiant red for her Super Bowl LVII halftime show, kicking off a performance that saw the superstar blazing through her hits. Follow along live. https://t.co/mVcFmUj0jk

[Anna Greeno @AnnaGreeno]

Soooooo… how about ST5?

[Anna Greeno @AnnaGreeno]

Starting a petition to ensure @richardmarx’s “Right Here Waiting for You” is in ST4’s soundtrack.
Obviously I stan it with #mileven, but I’m not picky...
#mindflayer + El, Will + D&D, #hopper + ANYONE... @strangerwriters, help a sis out.
Kthanxbye.

[Anna Greeno @AnnaGreeno]

@GlennonDoyle @AbbyWambach One time I went into @target to make a return and as I was walking out with NOTHING IN MY HANDS, I felt actual, gut-wrenching guilt. So I went back inside and bought a pack of gum and a tube of tennis balls.
🎾
I don’t play tennis.

[Anna Greeno @AnnaGreeno]

@Mollie_Smiles This energy 🙌

[Anna Greeno @AnnaGreeno]

“Hey Siri, turn on the white noise machine.”

“Ok. Here’s @machinegunkelly”

*starts playing ‘my ex’s best friend’ in the baby’s room*

#lullabybaby

[Anna Greeno @AnnaGreeno]

@meegangilbert Relatable.

[Anna Greeno @AnnaGreeno]

J & j are having an existential crisis watching @JurassicWorld: FK bc the dinos are dying from the volcano & they don’t understand why @prattprattpratt et al won’t go back to save them. “That would never happen in real life! They wouldn’t die like that!” #thecretaceousperiodyo 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Anna Greeno @AnnaGreeno]

He was 13.
His hands were in the air.
He was unarmed.
They lied about it all.
#AdamToledo

[Anna Greeno @AnnaGreeno]

Good afternoon.
Are we still doing bralettes?
Or do they fall into the side-part-skinny-jean-😂 category?

[Anna Greeno @AnnaGreeno]

The debris landed in the town right next to ours. This is crazy!

[Anna Greeno @AnnaGreeno]

Just realized there is an entire generation that probably hasn’t seen #coyoteugly, and I feel sad about that.
#ismysidepartshowing?

[Anna Greeno @AnnaGreeno]

Look, I love @theweeknd as much as the next person but can someone PLEASE explain the plastic surgeried dancers?

[Anna Greeno @AnnaGreeno]

Introducing...
Beck Ryan Greeno!
January 6th, 2021
7:35am
7lbs
19 inches
Straight-up cherub
💙
We’re all doing well and enjoying the pureness and joy of God’s precious gift to our family! https://t.co/M2qQHDwPaM