Anna Miressi

Actor. Comedian. Server. Bartender. I've been called A LOT worse.

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@beebybovee Ugh

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I got a piece of broccoli stuck in my teeth, and all I’m sayin is…. A donut wouldn’t do this to me

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I just want to live my life with the same excitement that @DavidSchwimmer had when he realized @justinbieber was Spudnik 😍

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YANG GANG!

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Do you say
caramel or Carmel?
Crayon or cran?
Syrup or seerup?
Microwave or meekrowahvay? I need to know

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Does anyone know what time the Hunger Games are starting today? Asking for a friend

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It’s that time of year again where the clock in my car will be an hour off for the next six months

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@DannyPellegrino Wow, Bethenny, wow. I feel sheepish...

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@DannyPellegrino Have you done a pop culture dive on The First Wives Club? If you have, where can I find it? And if you have not, please do 💕

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Okkkkkk how long do I have to wait for the NEXT season of @deadtome @1capplegate ????

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@stassi my father sent me recipes for cacio e Pepe and aperol sprtizes....has he been listening to your podcast 🤔🤔

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@cbkay89 I JUST ASKED IF I SHOULD GO BRUNETTE!!

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@cbkay89 It is allllllllllll downhill. 40lbs gained, comfort over fashion, EVERYTHING hurts.... 😫😫

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Hey @dunkindonuts guess what time it is??

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Your dentist’s name is Crentist?

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Drinking at 30 means starting at 3pm and being home by 9pm, having water in between every drink, AND washing your face before bed. #nohangover #knowbetter #MVP

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@abby_clarky @netflix Fave part: when Jen Aniston goes, “maybe the killer’s in here! Maybe he ate my m&ms!” And Sandler goes “iiiiiiiiiiii are your m&ms!!” Got me

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A sample of some Unicorn cupcakes for a birthday made by yours truly...I get fancy sometimes 💁🏼‍♀️ #unicorn #unicorncupcakes #happybirthday #magical #yummy @ Kingston, New York https://t.co/tkcY356S7r

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@abby_clarky I’ve been saying this for years mama

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@abby_clarky Beach towels are way bigger and always better