Anna Blume

[Anna Blume @AnnasFridge]

You impatient psychopath.
#fridgepoetry #onedayatatime

[Anna Blume @AnnasFridge]

As simple as that.
#indiscotabel #fridgepoetry

[Anna Blume @AnnasFridge]

Let’s be honest, we’re all thinking it.
#fridgepoetry #functioningadult #excessive

[Anna Blume @AnnasFridge]

Listen to the fridge.
#fridgepoetry #drinksomewateryoubeautifulandcapablebutdehydratedbitch

[Anna Blume @AnnasFridge]

And by “them” I mean my kids …
#fridgepoetry #stoparguingandletthembewrong

[Anna Blume @AnnasFridge]

The struggle is real.
#fridgepoetry #champagnetastebeerbudget #designersstruggle

[Anna Blume @AnnasFridge]

I need sun!
#fridgepoetry #sundeprivation #winterblues

[Anna Blume @AnnasFridge]

Ain‘t got no time for anything else.
#fridgepoetry #sparkjoy #getout

[Anna Blume @AnnasFridge]

Raise your glass(es). Friday!
#fridgepoetry #irishhandcuffs #fridaymood

[Anna Blume @AnnasFridge]

I’ll just do it afraid then.
#fridgepoetry #fear #doitafraid

[Anna Blume @AnnasFridge]

Not a fan of New Year‘s resolutions but this year really is a fresh start.
#fridgepoetry #aneweraofme

[Anna Blume @AnnasFridge]

Might as well be me.
#fridgepoetry #badexample

[Anna Blume @AnnasFridge]

Own it.
#fridgepoetry #hot #psyHOTic

[Anna Blume @AnnasFridge]

Always make sure to have the right amount of calm and party tits.
#fridgepoetry #calmyourtit #partytit

[Anna Blume @AnnasFridge]

Fine. We‘ll compromise. #fridgepoetry #compromise #marriage

[Anna Blume @AnnasFridge]

And you thought I was smart …
#fridgepoetry #photosynthesis #smart

[Anna Blume @AnnasFridge]

Can’t think of a hashtag that won’t get me in trouble.
#fridgepoetry

[Anna Blume @AnnasFridge]

Remember who’s cooking.
#fridgepoetry #benice #dontmakemepoisonyourfood

[Anna Blume @AnnasFridge]

Defiant all the way.
#fridgepoetry #hideunderthecovers #coolanddefiant

[Anna Blume @AnnasFridge]

Might wanna double check. But hey, you never know, life’s weird.
#fridgepoetry #iflifegivesyoumelons