Ann Beej

currently reading: Louis MacNeice, Rémy Belleau, T Kingfisher

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CAN YOU ASSHOLES STOP BEING FREAKS ABOUT KATE MIDDLETON NOW

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"you know what would make this cruise awesome? If all the medical professionals were constantly trashed" said no one ever #doctorodyssey

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One of the great modern tragedies is that Justin Jedlica looks NOTHING like a Ken doll

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#AOC's people literally just set out an email saying "wow, doesn't it suck when you get ads from politicians asking for money? It's the worst, right!? Anyway, can I have $5?" Girl 😂

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Lmfao there is a Nesquik ad where DJ Khaled gets in an elevator and says "we're going UP" and like is Nesquik trolling DJ Khaled? Cause we know he never goes down 👀

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You could post a tiktok of yourself eating a full rotisserie chicken and some bro in the comments would still say "not enough protein"

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Crazy we lost to the dumbest people on earth

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“The tariffs were actually caused by Emperor Xiaozong of Ming who died in 1505. Trump was powerless to stop them.”

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Listen to all the businesses that Trump has owned and have failed miserably! 😆😆😆😆

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@franzsherbert @FiddlerNapoleon Literally proving your point 🤣

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@TheTNHoller Fantastic ad placement 👀

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@ma_amlet @JenJeepers @mattxiv You might not be in the US but yes they are very mad at library workers over here

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@JenJeepers @mattxiv It's like how I can post "happy anniversary to my husband!!" on my twitter and people who care can click the lil heart and joyless imps like you can scroll on by

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@mattxiv @wesleyxeon Straight sex is messy too, if you're doing it right 👀

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@mattxiv Truly, hatred towards asexuals is mind-boggling. They are literally doing nothing

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@DeItaone Oooh he's mad someone else is in the spotlight

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@CovidSolidarit1 Tbh a lot of millennials have a serious fatalist streak. We don't really see this fun lil civilisation experiment lasting our lifetime. So it just doesn't matter. 🤷

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@jynxbby The more I drink the more I want to take a lil nap

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Lololol remember when we thought holding a press conference at a landscaping store was the dumbest thing these people could do