Ann Bell Feinstein 🔯

Writer & coffee addict. My wheels make me faster. I don’t read DM’s unless you ask first. #NightWriter #amwriting

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Funny Quote of the Day: "The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom." - H. L. Mencken

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Funny Quote of the Day: "If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?" - Will Rogers

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Funny Quote of the Day: "I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." - Winston Churchill

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Funny Quote of the Day: "If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?" - Abraham Lincoln

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Funny Quote of the Day: "Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others." - Groucho Marx

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Funny Quote of the Day: "Adding sound to movies would be like putting lipstick on the Venus de Milo." - Mary Pickford

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Funny Quote of the Day: "Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy." - William Butler Yeats

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Funny Quote of the Day: "One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry." - Oscar Wilde

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Funny Quote of the Day: "Progress is man's ability to complicate simplicity." - Thor Heyerdahl

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Funny Quote of the Day: "Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die." - Mel Brooks

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Funny Quote of the Day: "Life is hard. After all, it kills you." - Katharine Hepburn

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Funny Quote of the Day: "Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go." - Truman Capote

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Funny Quote of the Day: "I speak Spanish to God, Italian to women, French to men, and German to my horse." - Charles V

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Funny Quote of the Day: "Miami Beach is where neon goes to die." - Lenny Bruce

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Funny Quote of the Day: "I no doubt deserved my enemies, but I don't believe I deserved my friends." - Walt Whitman

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Funny Quote of the Day: "Strange to see how a good dinner and feasting reconciles everybody." - Samuel Pepys

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Funny Quote of the Day: "The pay is good and I can walk to work." - John F. Kennedy

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Funny Quote of the Day: "There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap." - Kevin James

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Funny Quote of the Day: "You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog." - Harry S Truman

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Funny Quote of the Day: "A billion here, a billion there, and pretty soon you're talking about real money." - Everett Dirksen