@sethmeyers please do some sort of fundraising contest where the winner gets to do a Day Drinking segment w you 🙏🏻🍻🍸🥂🧉 @LateNightSeth
If it helps, I volunteer to win ✋🏻🍻
I’m down for whatever plans. Movie? Yes. Play/Musical? Yes. Sports? Yes. ComiCon? Yes. Hike? Yes. Seance? Lets call Gma (RIP).
I will make the plans and organize everything and follow up and be sad if people cancel.
I love the outside world. Just give me extrovert memes! 2/2
Where’s all the extrovert content?
I don’t cancel plans, I keep them. Im dependable and proud if it.
I love people. I make friends everywhere I go. Baristas, servers, retail, etc. People are fascinating!
I will call you and love when you call me. Texting takes too long. 1/2
I never thought I’d be staring out my window watching for the delivery truck because I’m desperate to start reading the next book in a book series.
@SJMaas this is all your fault 😂 #acotar
Today I learned that disappointment based on limited information can be turned around with a simple request for clarification.
Until you have all the information from a reliable source, don’t drown in negative feelings.
Ask questions until satisfied!
I can tell I’m out of it today because as I was making my afternoon matcha I was bragging about how matcha is so good for you and how it really helps improve cognivity.
Cognivity.
So yeah, thankfully this was to a senior director who’s had no other interaction w me so nbd.
I just met a 33 y/o man who genuinely has no idea who Harry Styles is nor did he recognize a single song of Harry’s I sang. This man is married to a woman. I’m just so confused. The internet is big.
Idk what happened but suddenly I’m absolutely terrified of whales. Like even just videos of whales make me sick w terror. They’re so beautiful and magnificent but like they’re also unsettlingly ginormous and could kill me like I’m plankton no problem. I can’t even talk about it!
@ChipotleTweets So I ordered the kid’s quesadilla, she made it, then asked me what sides, I said no sides, she said I’ll be paying for sides, I said that’s dumb I just want the quesadilla, and so the quesadilla got thrown away. That’s some dumb shit, my dudes. Fix it.
@ChipotleTweets Wait… so I can have beans and rice for free but not a tiny quesadilla? Like I can walk into Chipotle right now and ask for a kids side of beans and rice and they’ll just give it to me?