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secret hiding place where my ig followers can’t get me 🤫

[clifford carmichael @former_gcup]

It’s Have Insane Dreams August are you having insane dreams

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

This is the only food that’s safe to eat now

[Effie Yan 🇵��� @Dank0vskys]

bean boozled flavor just dropped

[soul khan, msw @soulkhan]

there are so many new and accessible ways to get diarrhea today in america

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

I'm having a hard time being upset that the worm in RFK's brain is implementing a pro-parasite agenda. You just have to respect the hustle.

[esoteric fat boy @esotericfatboy]

having OCD as an athiest is so fucking funny like fuckkk i forgot to lock the door 5 times now this plane is gonna crash... by some mysterious unrelated secular force... and i'll go to hell... which i don't believe in...

[emily @north0fnorth]

obviously it’s not perfect but wikipedia might genuinely be one of the top ten best ideas of my lifetime. a free, ad-less encyclopedia with millions of articles available in hundreds of languages that the majority of humans can access from anywhere. what a gift

[Liv 🐻 @prentissliv]

My fat ass just accidentally said “Texas Roadhouse massacre” instead of chainsaw

[Marissa D. Barrera @mdb2]

I love how big food manufacturers finally got the deregulation they wanted and they couldn’t even play it cool.

Just an immediate “oh yeah we will totally contaminate your food with shit, glass, and disease if unmonitored. ☺️”

[koupé tèt boulé kay 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇭🇹 @leebbees]

they can hunt you down with ring and flock cameras and find you across state lines if you write free Palestine on a street lamp post, but they can't find who's been hanging Black people from trees in the South

[⋆⁺₊⋆ jessica ☾ ⋆⁺₊⋆ 🍉 @ItsMrsRabbitToU]

EVERY. WORD.

[Jake Jung （ジェイク・ヤング） @jake_j_jung]

impressive lizard to sock ratio

[MANIJA @011001_0011]

mi peor enemigo siempre voy a ser yo mismo ustedes no están a la altura

[2026 NBA CHAMPION 🧡💙 @bannedyoangel]

You can heat this phone up all you want, I’m not copping no new shit @apple

[LLONER 🦅🪐 @eyojoel77]

I’m so burned out and depressed that I feel like I’m regressing as a person. I’ve lost my ability to communicate and genuinely connect with others. I’m so focused on surviving and staying safe in a chaotic world that I’ve forgotten how to socialize or enjoy life. My personality feels muted, my hobbies are gone, and I feel like an empty shell. trapped in survival mode instead of truly living. & I hate it here

[Ed. @DepressedDETN]

No bullshit, all we get is bad news. Every fuckin day. This is not normal or healthy.

[april @yogurtslop3]

lots of people ask me what keeps getting me out of bed in the morning despite it all. and the answer is actually quite simple! i gotta pee