Anne White

Dinosaurs eat man...woman inherits the Earth | she/her

[Anne White @AnneWhite4]

I have dipped my toe back into the dating pool for the first time in three years and and it turns out I can't swim.

[YaYa 🧊 @lexipepsi_]

How long have you been waiting for the reunion to start?

#LoveIsBlind #LOVEISBLINDreunion

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Someone call Lucia the seamstress to fix this. I believe in her

[Anne White @AnneWhite4]

Am I completely off base when I say Andor might be the best Star Wars property since Return of the Jedi?

[Anne White @AnneWhite4]

So if I answer a question wrong in my grad class am I going to think about it forever?

[Anne White @AnneWhite4]

She’s a 10 but she says 42 anytime someone says they have a question.

[Anne White @AnneWhite4]

I’m watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer for the first time, and forget all the vampires, teen drama, ect, the first truly ridiculous moment was when a teacher asks a STUDENT to cover her class because she’ll be late.

[Anne White @AnneWhite4]

If you take more than 30 seconds to place your Taco Bell order you shouldn’t be allowed in the drive through. Make way for the professionals.

[Anne White @AnneWhite4]

Hey it’s fun to like Star Wars. Could I sit and nitpick every scene and compare it to a standard that constantly changes? Sure. Or could I sit and cry and reminisce and celebrate the emotions I felt after watching the best piece of Star Wars TV to date? Yeah that’s better.

[Anne White @AnneWhite4]

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[mary FLORIDA!!! 🍉😻🏳️‍🌈🧶nekopog.bsky.social @nekopog]

Happy “my car clock is right again” day to all who celebrate

[Anne White @AnneWhite4]

The moral of West Side Story is men are trash. Yes even Tony.

[Anne White @AnneWhite4]

Team Wheels is the new Team Edward

[Anne White @AnneWhite4]

Ran into an unexpected issue while transferring my phone to a new carrier and yelled “I WANT TO TALK TO A HUMAN” while on the automated help line.

Turns out we are all boomers when pushed far enough.

[Team USA @TeamUSA]

OLYMPIC CHAMPION! 🥇

@ErinJackson480 wins the women's 500m. #WinterOlympics

[Anne White @AnneWhite4]

This morning a student told me, "Love your fit, soooo Y2K!" And I still can't figure out if she was complimenting me or making fun of me.

[Anne White @AnneWhite4]

I caved and it turns out Wordle is Lingo!!! I knew all those game shows I watched would come in handy one day.

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[Anne White @AnneWhite4]

Why am I just now discovering how good Battlestar Galactica is?!

[Anne White @AnneWhite4]

Last week of school quotes from the room of Ms. White:

“If you’re talking it better be a whisper or else I’m going to throw things at you because chicken run is a masterpiece”