Annie

[Annie @Anniejruc]

@itsKellyyea Karma is real

[Annie @Anniejruc]

@fw_andyyy Insane

[Annie @Anniejruc]

@rebslie Crazy take.

[Annie @Anniejruc]

I woke up today and I am choosing violence. why, you may ask? because while I thought my sweet partner was what I was cuddling HE LEFT ME IN BED FOR HALF AN HOUR GENTLY CUDDLING AND CARESSING A FUCKIN BLANKET
and when I came downstairs pissed as hell he GIGGLED it's fair murder

[Annie @Anniejruc]

hello Wisconsin

[Annie @Anniejruc]

Pick one, please.

[Annie @Anniejruc]

Anyone in monti bored tonight

[Annie @Anniejruc]

Sorry I only date weirdos who like weapons and anime

[Annie @Anniejruc]

Like bro if my grandmother knew what I did in her hand-me-down clothes she would die all over again and i think that's truly funny.
We all die. Someday you'll die. Get over it.

[Annie @Anniejruc]

People get so weird about death like you know we're all gonna die, right? It isn't that big of a deal.

[Annie @Anniejruc]

People get so weird about death like you know we're all gonna die, right? It isn't that big of a deal.

[Annie @Anniejruc]

My body type is Midwestern mom in the 80's-90's

[Annie @Anniejruc]

One thing that truly boggles my mind is there are real people who exist who are openly racist and also put on fake tan regularly
Do...do you not see a disconnect there?

[Annie @Anniejruc]

The Wiz is objectively better than The Wizard of Oz.
Feel free to fight me, I will die on this hill.

[Annie @Anniejruc]

Dude tomorrow is March 32 that's fuckin wild man the year is flying by

[Annie @Anniejruc]

April fool's prank: we collectively just skip it and pretend the day never happened and now the whole calendar is one day off forever

[Annie @Anniejruc]

Have had to sneeze for 4 hours
I might die

[nan @nanglennon]

moved to lumpy space <3

[Annie @Anniejruc]

April fool's prank: we collectively just skip it and pretend the day never happened and now the whole calendar is one day off forever

[Annie @Anniejruc]

According to the Christian Bible, Women Knew More before Men did.
...
The snake tipped her off that something was wrong, though.

[Annie @Anniejruc]

Injured in the line of duty
(fry cook)

[Annie @Anniejruc]

Look I know I'm pretty skinny but like most guys I've dated have said they like bigger girls and when I ask them to specify how big (just out of curiosity) the answer is usually "girls with a little belly" so like.. the body some of y'all out here self conscious of. I agree, btw