Annie the Princess

A Turkish van cat! Tweets in plain English. Kitten = wub, dog = notcat, human = ape. Haiku princess. Guest tweets from Lexi (black) and Salad (orange).

[Annie the Princess @AnnieShmallow]

Ok so hello I now have stickers of me that you can buy. Do you want to have an Annie sticker you can stick somewhere such as upon your TV or even upon the middle of your face? Here is a link and you can buy a sticker of me (Annie).
#findyourthing

https://t.co/5yAjdc1f9o

[Annie the Princess @AnnieShmallow]

Hello
Kneading dadman's blanket with each of all four of the paws that I have
🧡🥗

[Annie the Princess @AnnieShmallow]

@nsm0220 I am sorry! He is still best and I love him.

[Annie the Princess @AnnieShmallow]

@nsm0220 Oh! Hello, Sal! What a best cat.

[Annie the Princess @AnnieShmallow]

Why You Should Feed Anastasia

List of Reasons

By Anastasia:

[Annie the Princess @AnnieShmallow]

The face
Of a dude
-Lexi

[Annie the Princess @AnnieShmallow]

Hello
Yes hmm indeed
I can confirm that this is definitely
Some kind of
Window
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[Annie the Princess @AnnieShmallow]

Defeat Breads

[ally 🤍 @allythe_cat]

BAGETTE ATTACKE ME !!! IME ATTACKE BACK !!!!

toy by: @coole_cats

[Annie the Princess @AnnieShmallow]

It's Lexi and me
We like to sit together
(Bonus the Salad)

[Annie the Princess @AnnieShmallow]

Ape dad lap
Popular for nap

[Annie the Princess @AnnieShmallow]

Ape dad hand battle
I have never been beaten
It's impossible

[Annie the Princess @AnnieShmallow]

Hello
What do you mean that
I cannot sleep inside of
A concrete pipe?
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[Annie the Princess @AnnieShmallow]

Purring saves your life

[Annie the Princess @AnnieShmallow]

Three of us riding nowhere
Spending ape dad's
Hard-earned pay

[Annie the Princess @AnnieShmallow]

@bachdisciple Evidence shows that I didn't do it and that the real culprit turned into a breeze of wind.

[Annie the Princess @AnnieShmallow]

While you were cleaning
I studied the basket

[Annie the Princess @AnnieShmallow]

@bachdisciple The golden stream of justice

[Annie the Princess @AnnieShmallow]

The v*t said to me "senior cat" with a sadly voice and just
Excuse me doc but
Senior cats definitely rule you
!!!

[Annie the Princess @AnnieShmallow]

In federal prison
For the crime of
Needing my claws trimmed

[Annie the Princess @AnnieShmallow]

@FreyaMayTheCat Be
Cause

[Annie the Princess @AnnieShmallow]

@bachdisciple Four nonstop years of Orangeus in a row consecutively

[Annie the Princess @AnnieShmallow]

Hello!
I am four (4) years of age
Today
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