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I wake up in the morning and piss excellence!

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@iah worst airport in America, can’t even park in parking garage to pick up 76yr old mother. Do better

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@MamaLeo94 I’d pound that all night!! 😋

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@venkat211279 Mmmm...bacon!

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https://t.co/6u9LKXUUpv
Try this game yourself!

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#Pluckers Father's Day

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#ridicfridays💯💯

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https://t.co/GBFTUL5dja

[PGA TOUR @PGATOUR]

Course etiquette is no joke. Luckily, @DickFowlerPI is on the case. (Video by @RickieFowlerPGA & @WeAreFarmers): http://t.co/MyChDsUn7R

[Duck Dynasty @DuckDynastyAE]

The Duck Commander warehouse got a special guest visitor today! @montelljordan #DuckDynasty http://t.co/ybCUbrz7Xc

[Houston Astros @astros]

Anyone who RETWEETS this will be eligible to win an orange replica jersey before it's given away at #MMP on Saturday! http://t.co/6xNPFCaSyz

[Houston Astros @astros]

One random tweeter will win. No purchase necessary. Retweet by 3 pm CT. Official rules: http://t.co/gBip3nx0BR

[Duck Dynasty @DuckDynastyAE]

I'm watching a new ep of #DuckDynasty TONIGHT @ 10/9c on @AETV! RT for a chance to win a #DuckNation prize pack! http://t.co/FXwVFnUmPY

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@robdyrdek I think that's everyones reason! that's why I got my G5! jk

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@AdamRubinESPN keep on Ta&m

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@adamrubinespn aggies!

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$5 Mini Blizzard Meal Deal... It's reDQlous!

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@Ian_FTW if they can stop giving it to illegal aliens and single moms with five kids & 3 in the oven, I couldn't care what they spend it on

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@Ian_FTW umm...miniature schnauzer all the way!

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Broke our record! 70 100* deg days. Damn it's hot & dry here

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@Walmart today saw a 60yr old lady wearing her shirt tucked into spandex shorts wearing a Stevie Vai leather hat. I vomited a little.