Tweety

I believe in karma and vodka, life, love and laughter.

[Tweety @Annyshu]

Bro backed away as if that shit was contagious 😭😭😭

[s @tIctothepyts]

hes the FUNNIEST person alive 😭😭😭 just taken aback by the lack of talent 😭😭😭 he did nawt care that they were just kids, he was 5 yrs old & fully employed 😭😭😭😭

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

Hardworking aunty sells fresh rocket soda

[Joan Thatiah @JoanThatiah]

If I Had My Life To Live Again - A confession of a Nairobi woman told to Joan Thatiah (1/49)

A thread.

[Tweety @Annyshu]

@KenRootsKuchiki Wueh! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Tweety @Annyshu]

There's no way she's getting divorced in a country where the failure of a marriage falls squarely on the shoulders of the wife and reflects on her upbringing. She would sooner put up with the "nature of preeq" than call out her "guy" for his loose morals.

[Tweety @Annyshu]

Since watching YFA SSN1 I have read so much about the married woman's plight in Naija and I kid you not, I sympathize with Annie 2Mama.

[OLONI BABY 🍒 @Oloni]

My friend wants y’all to know he’s 40 years old btw

[Tweety @Annyshu]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Shannonnn sharpes Burner (PARODY Account) @shannonsharpeee]

Charleston White says Kids don’t owe their parents anything 💯

[Eccedentesiast ⚕️ @__amalleiu_z__]

i love being in bed. i don’t understand how people don’t get into bed and immediately feel happier. Sometimes I get into bed and that is my activity, just being in bed, because that’s how happy it makes me. I just lay there and think about how I’m in my bed and I’m happy about it

[Tweety @Annyshu]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Tweety @Annyshu]

Sugoi Princess alimaanisha alikuwa anasupply hapo unifaseteh, alikuwa na tenderoni ya smokies... Nyi ndio hamkuelewa 🤣🤣🤣

[Tweety @Annyshu]

I was today years old when I learnt that thermos is a brand and not just the name for it. I always wondered why my thermos is just called "Thermos". I thought it was from one of those manufacturers on Alibaba who can't be arsed to come up with a brand name.😂😂😂

[Tweety @Annyshu]

Wueh!

[. @3littleBuds]

A mob of gay men arrived at Lot's house to rape the two angels sent to protect his family. And because Lot (and God) were against sodomy, he offered his daughters up for rape because they threatened to rape him too. Genesis 19: 4- 19

[Tweety @Annyshu]

It's always "me first, get before you get got, bros before hoes, hoes before bros, sisters before misters," etc etc... Never, 'there's a real human being at the other end of this interaction" ... Hoomans have become a sad lot.

[Tweety @Annyshu]

Kids are hilarious, this one has a whole box of Legos his grandma bought for him and he is playing with pegs za 50bob 😂😂😂😂😂 they just don't care.

[Hanifa 🇵🇸 🇸🇩 🇨🇩 🇰🇪 @Honeyfarsafi]

If this tweet pops on your tl I'm begging yet again to rt and give it attention. This is day 3 of trying to get @SakajaJohnson 's attention on this issue. It is our last resort. This sewer leakage has been at Korogocho slums for over 15 years. If it was some estate they'd

[Tweety @Annyshu]

@KenyaPower_Care power outage in Ruai 37172982722.

[Tweety @Annyshu]

It must be so stressful being a baby, people pinching your cheeks, randomly picking you up, singing in your face, others babbling nonsense while you try to talk, you fall asleep in one place and wake up in another... Like?? 🤷🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️ Damn!

[Tweety @Annyshu]

Butt Kenyans are a funny lot... We complain about celebs chasing clout and as soon as they drop that new song, channel, business, we rush there to watch, like, and subscribe, proving that their clout chasing ways work. Lol!!! Anyway Vera B. Minaj amedrop Ngoma lol!!!