The mistake is thinking that the World Cup is about soccer. It’s not. It’s about gathering a collection of the world’s greatest binge drinking goofballs and giving them a month to show us all their best.
Anthony Bourdain: “…the world is, in fact, filled with mostly good and decent people who are simply doing the best they can. Everybody, it turns out, is proud of their food (when they have it). They enjoy sharing it with others (if they can). They love their children...”
Daily History Lesson: In 1905, 1000 Koreans migrated to Yucatán to help with the harvest of agave. They stayed and fought during the Mexican Revolution. Then, during the Korean War, 100,000 Mexicans travelled to Korea to fight for the South. We been homies ever since.
I didn’t really buy the whole “Palm Beach Pete is Jeffrey Epstein with a Witness Protection plastic surgery makeover” theory until they gave him the court side seats reserved for the Pedophile of the United States, as tradition dictates.
Now I’m starting to wonder