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probably reading manga. always choose the kinder option.

[Fat Lenny @FatLennyLJS]

White boy summer hasn't been the same since this nuke was dismantled

[Sammy J Jonah Jameson @SammyJReacts]

Do NOT take this home. I repeat, do NOT take this home

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

Never crossed my mind you could technically put anything in a cotton candy machine. Excellent use of free will

[bum @BattleRapBum]

#GoodFace #GoodFeets #GoodVibes

[Spooky @NoSleepBandit]

DUDE GET OUT OF HERE

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Cause I paid for the whole apartment

[Danny Gold @DGisSERIOUS]

The mistake is thinking that the World Cup is about soccer. It’s not. It’s about gathering a collection of the world’s greatest binge drinking goofballs and giving them a month to show us all their best.

[Alejandro 🏮🐈 @ChayanneMaxxer]

Mexicans used to be Egyptian for some reason

[Wakandantechsupport @SkylerB97]

How bad is the food in the UK to where Golden Corral is a revelation?

[Farnoush Amiri @FarnoushAmiri]

Anthony Bourdain: “…the world is, in fact, filled with mostly good and decent people who are simply doing the best they can. Everybody, it turns out, is proud of their food (when they have it). They enjoy sharing it with others (if they can). They love their children...”

[Dylan Park-Pettiford @dyllyp]

Daily History Lesson: In 1905, 1000 Koreans migrated to Yucatán to help with the harvest of agave. They stayed and fought during the Mexican Revolution. Then, during the Korean War, 100,000 Mexicans travelled to Korea to fight for the South. We been homies ever since.

[John Wight @JohnWight1]

The Mexicans are intent on saving this World Cup as a festival of people not capitalists.

[Ounka @OunkaOnX]

Imagine advertising luxury villas in Nazi Germany during Holocaust. That's the level of tone-deaf we're witnessing

[ParaPower Mapping @KlonnyPin_Gosch]

I didn’t really buy the whole “Palm Beach Pete is Jeffrey Epstein with a Witness Protection plastic surgery makeover” theory until they gave him the court side seats reserved for the Pedophile of the United States, as tradition dictates.

Now I’m starting to wonder

[Gus @ballstothis]

A beer from all 48 countries playing at the 2026 World Cup in Canada, Mexico and the USA. Here we go!

[Sheriff Lobo @tahoe7teen]

“People with REAL money never flaunt their wealth, only ghetto people do that” - Random broke people on Twitter

Meanwhile…

[♠️ @ayzorla]

MI5 was slacking so the CIA sent a Sleeper Agent over to sow discord in London dating discourse from the inside like Bertholdt Hoover

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

erika kirk would have parachuted in like a navy seal

[Asa Winstanley @AsaWinstanley]

Ban all Israeli sports teams from EVERYTHING now!