pope-anomaly

i am the pope to those who know whats good

[pope-anomaly @AnomalyPope]

it will begin

[pope-anomaly @AnomalyPope]

can’t think of anything cool to do a mass. If I were to actually bring the croak back I’d need his corpse 🫤
Looks like it’s poker again 🙄

[pope-anomaly @AnomalyPope]

HOLDING MY FIRST MASS TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!

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IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MEEEEEEEEEEE

[pope-anomaly @AnomalyPope]

Listen all I’m saying is I woulda just parried JD and he wouldn’t know what to do

[pope-anomaly @AnomalyPope]

time for an underdog story

[Dr. Maalouf ‏ @realMaalouf]

Cardinal Peter Turkson and Cardinal Luis Antonio Tagle are the top contenders in the Vatican to become the next Pope.

[Vatican News @VaticanNews]

Pope Francis died on Easter Monday, April 21, 2025, at the age of 88 at his residence in the Vatican's Casa Santa Marta.

[pope-anomaly @AnomalyPope]

have we considered his replacement yet?

i have a suggestion

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Pope Francis has died at the age of 88.

[pope-anomaly @AnomalyPope]

...my turn

[pope-anomaly @AnomalyPope]

they heard me.

[pope-anomaly @AnomalyPope]

with this bible, cross, and dildo I shall earn back my rightful place in the kingdom of heaven

[pope-anomaly @AnomalyPope]

planking pope style

[pope-anomaly @AnomalyPope]

I’m seeking Christ. he doesn’t know yet.

[pope-anomaly @AnomalyPope]

i am going to eliminate this whole site person by person with holy water (acid) and a bible (blunt force trauma object)

[pope-anomaly @AnomalyPope]

gonna go sit my otherworldly ass in the nativity scene and wait for someone to find me :)

[pope-anomaly @AnomalyPope]

i should read the bible some day

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what in gods name is a catholic

[pope-anomaly @AnomalyPope]

@VeoStocks crumbling

[pope-anomaly @AnomalyPope]

there really is just no saving any of you children is there.

[pope-anomaly @AnomalyPope]

the day foretold in myth is coming

[pope-anomaly @AnomalyPope]

Currently at Free Point. A Christian Political rally with the my pillow guy. I’m gonna try and by cocaine off him.