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…This is the story the dice want to tell…
“The world could be fairer.” - Thjazi Fang

[Face @Anonemuss]

OoTR vs OoT? Nah, these games are about to stand side by side as the greatest game of all time. Simultaneously their own experience and the exact same incredible adventure.

[Face @Anonemuss]

Nintendo’s Direct this summer absolutely floored me. I also preordered Starfox and got the S2 editions of BotW and TotK. I went so Nintendo crazy it made me realize how loyal I still am though frequently over the years find my Nintendo consoles collecting dust adorning my shelves.
I cannot wait for Ocarina of Time.

[Face @Anonemuss]

So…I bought a switch 2. Got DK Bananza as the bundled game. Started playing it Thursday and finished it this morning. It is a superb game. Adorable, bombastic, bananza-tastic. 9/10

[Face @Anonemuss]

So…I bought a switch 2. Got DK Bananza as the bundled game. Started playing it Thursday and finished it this morning. It is a superb game. Adorable, bombastic, bananza-tastic. 9/10

[Face @Anonemuss]

Ok, this is a brilliant timeline. I’m in.

[Marvel Mania @Sksj002]

The Time Heist accidentally created Doctor Doom

In Endgame, Tony and Cap stole 4 vials of Pym Particles from 1970. The Infinity Stones were returned, but those particles never were.

Imagine Hank Pym blamed Howard Stark for the theft. S.H.I.E.L.D. turns on him. Howard and a pregnant Maria are forced into exile, hiding in the mountains of Latveria.

Their son grows up with Tony Stark's genius, but without the Stark fortune. No Avengers. No Iron Man. Just a lifetime of resentment toward the heroes who destroyed his family before he was even born.

Tony Stark's face. Tony Stark's mind.

Victor von Doom.

[Face @Anonemuss]

Me today 100% 😴😴😴

[beauty🤍 @beautyskillz]

Gaming as an adult:
-Work all day
-Stare at Steam library for 1hr
-Game for 10min
-Realize you’re too tired and head to bed

[Face @Anonemuss]

@CriticalRole #Campaign4 Episode 15 part 1 -

Ok, look, I have a question and I GOTS TO KNOW…does Vaelis have a crush on Octis? I’m picking up some vibes. The vibes guys…

[📸 9¾ Bruce Cares △⃒⃘🐝 @Bruce_Cares]

I don’t know anyone as nerdy as me to send this to so I’m sharing it with you all. 😅

[Face @Anonemuss]

When hypocrisy speak truth, will it fall on deaf ears

[Face @Anonemuss]

Dominos Deep Dish. 3D. Triple D’s. Loots marketing options in there too. Plus, delicious style pizza!!

[Face @Anonemuss]

Hey, @dominos, why don’t you guys have a deep dish option?

[Face @Anonemuss]

This should be a default option. Steam workshop pls

[ClashGG @clashdotgg]

Cheaters can now use custom player models in CS2 💀

[Face @Anonemuss]

Earth really needs to create a formal republic.

[Face @Anonemuss]

BECAUSE THE WRONG CHARACTER FKN DIED YOU SCUM SHIT AMAZON

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

‘The Boys’ S5 E7 is at 7.1 on IMDb

It’s now tied for the lowest-rated episode in the show’s history

[Face @Anonemuss]

@DrClownPhD

[Face @Anonemuss]

*turns around to greet you*
"Well, would you look at that. It's been a little while, hasn't it?" *smiles, gently with a warmth known only to the sages of time*
"Well, then, I guess you'll be wanting to hear another one of my stories, eh? Alright, alright, have a seat over there and we'll get started" as he gestures to a chair just a short distance away. Stoking the fire smoldering behind him with a strange sort of walking cane, the fire crackles back to life flames whipping and darting up towards the stars.
As he turns around to face you, without realizing it he's somehow already lighting a packed pipe as he mumbles around the stem in his mouth "...wonder which I'll remember"
His eyes glaze over briefly as he takes a puff and then with absolute clarity meets your eye and whispers,

"It would all begin at the beginning but now where's the fun in that, eh?"

The fractured leg will heal in time knowing that the sacrifices given by so many others were far greater than something I could've ever suffered. My luck just seemed to never run dry. A torrent of a river, frothing on the surface from the churning, roiling rapids of a soul tinged with the sickly sweet allure of luck that seemed to have a grip on everything I did. My gut tells me that Malphe did a horrendous job with this splint and my leg is doomed to never heal properly. Not a lot to do about it since we can't use it on ourselves, at least we can keep the rest safe. Kielin and Gwin deserve a place to grow up happily. Turning to face my comrades, I wince a little at the pivot that sends sharp pain up my leg into my spine. This is going to be inconvenient...

"How are you faring, Malkom?" a soft voice from the shadows asked, the lilt of her tone tinged in worry. Her face hidden by the shadows she knelt within.
"I'll be alright, nothing a drink and a good sleep can't fix." I grin to mask the pain but even though I can't meet her eye I know she can see right through my act.

"We'll camp up ahead against the mountains, can you make it for a few more miles? Ulfran grumbled "Or would you like a lift? as he turned to offer his back to carry me.
I smirked and waved him off. The walk won't be pleasant but I won't be depending on them anymore than I already have to.
The short hike to the place we set up camp for the next few days was arduous with the fracture but it still only took a few hours, thanks to Laklyn and her healing prowess. She couldn't fix my injuries but I felt little pain and the recovery process was certainly shorter than it would've been otherwise. I still find it fascinating after all this time that she can make what would take ages to heal be reduced to hours.
What were we doing out here, you may be wondering. Well, you see, there was a rumor in the valley that a city built by the dwarves was lost. The gods were upset at the dwarves so they "swallowed their empire, burying it under this mountain range" or so the legend goes. Korva thinks it could be "the key to unraveling the alignment of the heavens". He spoke very strangely for such a small man but that comes with being hundreds of years old, I suppose. We were going to find the lost city, empire, whatever. It was really to figure out what was going on beyond our planet. And so fire will rain down upon the earth, scorching the fields and drying the oceans. We shall witness obliteration.

[Face @Anonemuss]

Backstory: So, I’ve got these gloves that let me pickpocket someone without penalty once every 30mins(irl) and there’s this park where nobles wear animal heads to protect their identities while they walk around enjoying the wildlife on display. Many of them carry money with them, some carry gold bars. This guy with the goat mask had said gold bars on his person and when I went to use my special gloves I walked away with a single wedge of cheese for my troubles instead.
I stalked him for a straight 30mins after that to ensure his gold bar transferred ownership. I will not be so easily fooled again.

[Face @Anonemuss]

This man will not fool me with cheese much longer.

[Face @Anonemuss]

As a millennial, I hear from my generation “we’ve lived through so much”.
You’ve seen the memes, you know what I’m talking about.
Well, I’m probably the minority of my generation with this opinion, I do not know if it is shared, and say,

“I haven’t lived through enough.”

[Face @Anonemuss]

This man will not fool me with cheese much longer.