Anonymous User Don't mind me

Journalist by trade, yapper by heart.

[Gargorgeous 🔞 @gargorgeous]

A doppelganger's weakness to the cold originates from the original. Obviously, just freeze them in a block of ice.

(Zero Suit) Dark Samus is now the greatest bounty hunter in the galaxy!

[BRADZONE @BRADZ0NE]

like 80% of gamers are adult children who hate art and are fundamentally incurious, stupid, easily deceived marks whose only desire is escapism and whose only purpose is to be sold to. genuine livestock who cant think for themselves and resent those who can

[S T A R C H A S E R @easygoing889]

@EIohimmm What about thrice number of arms and mouth?

[Mewmori @mewmoriart]

Motoko

[Anonymous User Don't mind me @AnoNoodle]

Una paja de buscar trabajo es que te responde una persona cada 6 meses y su perfil es literal: "estafador de jubiladas, ladrón retirado, colaborador de Pinochet, RR.HH, tengo 80 causas abiertas por no pagarle a mis empleados" y estay tan desempleado que hasta te la pensai.

[H. 🇮🇹 @cmoncheeeeks]

Can someone break suspense and tell me if this show is sopranos/mad men/the wire good or is it sherlock/suits/dexter good?

[Anonymous User Don't mind me @AnoNoodle]

pq en chile postres como el manjar o el dulce de membrillo tienen ese consistencia de como plástico?

[tosti (🍞) @tostadisto]

en tiktok estaban peleando sobre si el manjar era mejor que el dulce de leche y me cagué de la risa con ELLA

[hachi ware @syonkulI]

cualquier privada que no sea la udp y a lo máximo la uandes es inventada y regala el título i said what i said

[max⚔️COMMS OPEN (4/5) @redrollerball_]

Symbiote ultimate jess

[Anonymous User Don't mind me @AnoNoodle]

Most doctors don't say more than 10 sentences a day not relating to their jobs, talk to an engineer about politics and count how many times they mention bootstraps. The ratio of STEM people who talk about humanities, much less care about them is dire, and its not just tech bros

[free thinker @angeIfIame]

i think the funniest thing about this debate each time it comes around is that humanities students who’ve built their identity around being enlightened and deeply empathetic will legitimately struggle to see people in STEM as anything but soulless automatons

[Anonymous User Don't mind me @AnoNoodle]

Prequel revisionism is fascinating because its always someone lecturing you on 'didn't you know it was about the War on Terror all along?', like yeah, no shit, I know, I have eyeballs, which is what I used to watch these movies and how I know they suck ass despite that

[Autumn @zetslac]

attack of the clones straight up the blockbuster meditation and condemnation of americas increasing hatred for the middle east in the wake of a post 9/11 world and they tried to kill george lucas for it

[Anonymous User Don't mind me @AnoNoodle]

Us Medaka Box fans have been starving for so long that if we see a single screw around the house we start thinking its a hint that minus arc is getting adapted

[忘旗���んばせ@超イシン 東７ Ｊ19b @wasuhatakanbase]

球磨川禊が出てくる二次創作小説です
よろしくお願いします
https://t.co/oWcCSNFILN

[Anonymous User Don't mind me @AnoNoodle]

Even funnier meaning in Nigeria.

[sheku. 🇵🇸🇸🇩🇨🇩 @shekuwow]

I’m sitting here wondering what they mean by maga and I shit you not

[caroline :) @soonrightaway]

i think it’s telling that the villain of the first Raimi Spider-Man is Norman Osborn, a military industrialist, and the secondary protagonist of the first MCU Spider-Man is Tony Stark, a military industrialist

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

🚨 WARNING 🚨 You have exceeded your monthly limit of being playfully mean to this particular friend. If you reply with one more joke at their expense they WILL think you are trying to kill them

[frases de luis miguel @franoftheband]

literalmente tuvieron que cerrar el estadio porque los genios hicieron eso