ANON™️

𝐈 𝐚𝐢𝐦 𝐭𝐨 𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐑𝐄 || fan account for @chelseafc

[Jenny 😇 @Jennyperrys7]

Why do men tend to shut everyone out when life gets difficult for them?

[Jenny 😇 @Jennyperrys7]

Why does my Android suddenly feel so big whenever I switch back to it after using my iPhone for hours? 😭

[Peng🦋 @SusuDpeng]

I've exhausted my monthly energy allowance and we're only on day two.

[Peng🦋 @SusuDpeng]

Them: what’s your hobby?

Me :

[ANON™️ @Anonunusual_]

@SusuDpeng 🤣🤣you no real

[Pwetty_Naza 🌸 @PeaceChinaza15]

Older men really knows how to take care of women ,you glow differently.
I mean, look at me 🥵✨

[Pwetty_Naza 🌸 @PeaceChinaza15]

Does masturbation makes Pu$$y wider ??
Pls help a sister

[Pwetty_Naza 🌸 @PeaceChinaza15]

So broke men will never experience threesome ?? .
I feel for them 💔

[Pwetty_Naza 🌸 @PeaceChinaza15]

Any man pretending to love a woman just to sleep with her will never make it in life

[Pwetty_Naza 🌸 @PeaceChinaza15]

Thank you all for subscribing to me ❤️
I appreciate your support so much✨.
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[ANON™️ @Anonunusual_]

@FrUgochukwu Amen

[Ugochukwu Ugwoke, ISch @FrUgochukwu]

May the Lord go before you today, guide your steps, bless the work of your hands, and grant you favour in all you do. Amen.

[Ms. BANKE (H.R.H) 🇨🇦 ☎️ @Bankemaestro]

Be honest, who is more dramatic in these pictures: Dad or baby?

[Ms. BANKE (H.R.H) 🇨🇦 ☎️ @Bankemaestro]

The first superhero in a child's life doesn't wear a cape.💜

[Ms. BANKE (H.R.H) 🇨🇦 ☎️ @Bankemaestro]

May be you didn't get what you wanted because you deserved more.

[ANON™️ @Anonunusual_]

@Bankemaestro Congratulations ms Banke

[𝐌𝐫.𝐊𝐀𝐋™ @dekim_Kalvino]

My homie teaches kindergarten in Chicago, and he told me what happened during a French lesson today. They were learning colours in French, so he decided to make it interactive. He asked the kids to find something in the classroom that matched the colour he called out.

[𝐌𝐫.𝐊𝐀𝐋™ @dekim_Kalvino]

Microsoft went down at work, and our manager said nobody could use it as an excuse to miss deadlines. One Gen Z employee created a WhatsApp group called “Microsoft Survivors” and added the entire department, including HR and the manager. Within minutes...

[𝐌𝐫.𝐊𝐀𝐋™ @dekim_Kalvino]

My landlord sent me a message saying:
"You're a reliable tenant. Always pay before the deadline. Five stars."
I replied, "Thank you. I'd also like to leave a review."
He said, "Of course."
I wrote....

[VheJoe 🀄 @BIGVHEJOE]

A grammatical masterpiece from a roadside banker.