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XOXO, Gossip Girl 💋

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@jozlynnwithaz I also experienced it a bit later. I'd say closer to 8 months post partum

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@vapefuls Friend group has lost 2 8yr relationships in the last year!!!

[Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran]

In capitalist America, Taco Bell is our CDC and Waffle House is our weather alert system.

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I'm a little confused as to why my explanation of benefits has to be sent at 2:54 am

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My husband is playing video games while sitting in the playpen with our daughter and just told me she smells like she pooped... normally this wouldn't piss me off but this just rubbed me the wrong way??? Tf???

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Friend group couple of 8 years is "on a break" but now they're both on dating websites

It aint even been a week??

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My husband and I were looking for something to watch last night and he saw "Pretty Woman" and said "oh look, a movie about you!"

And I had to inform him that movie is actually about a prostitute lmao

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Uh. Okay? lol

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Friend group couple of 8 years has gone "on a break"

Reader-the woman is already on Hinge 😭

Chaos has ensued

[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough time to feel like human after work

[trash jones @jzux]

i’m actually stealing AI’s job (wasting resources and making up stupid shit)

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Sometimes for dinner it's steak, asparagus, white cheddar mac and cheese

Other nights it's Philly cheesesteak hamburger helper on old, buttered, hot dog buns

🤷🏻‍♀️

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Baby has been up basically since last night with maybe 1-2 he naps and I have finally crashed out and asked my husband to take her for at least 15 mins. How is everyone else's Saturday night going?

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@bellagothsgf Heyyyyyy haha had to come to my hideaway for a bit due to these hormones

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Why does my MIL buying 24 month clothes for my unborn daughter make me irrationally angry lol

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Why do these hoes think a job is gonna send them $5k before they do any work???
To purchase a laptop??

Baby please bsffr

[N.J. Gallegos is Dr. Spooky 👻💉💊 @DrSpooky_ER]

Breaking news from the ER:

Everyone has COVID again

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A customer called me a "fat cunt" today and I'm just sitting here trying to figure what that has to do with him being a broke bitch

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Used my tax return to payoff one of my credit cards... I feel so adult 👩

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Sarper over here looking like Robbie Rotten from Lazy Town #90DayFiance