Fɍaɲƙ🥷

[E @Ellis_]

Not scared of many things in life, but I am scared of football fans that have ever thought that Enzo Fernandez is better than Caicedo.

[🍌 suzy @xingqiuk]

But hijab is a choice right guys? Hijab is empowering right?

[Premier League @premierleague]

For the second week in a row, @ChelseaFC have scored within the first minute of the second half ⏰

Xabi Alonso's half-time team talks are proving very effective... 😅

[Akóh 🎴 @ManLikeAkoh]

If i talk una go say I like violence. Sheybi na person climb inside person house like thief cos he wan do efcc raid wey them off am.

Them go back there again??

[dracojeremy @jeremyb___]

thank God say no be frontal o

[CFC Bravel Bravin🎓 @w_bravel]

Everton did not concede early goal in first half.
They won't escape it in the second half.

Mark my words.

[Dr. Maalouf ‏ @realMaalouf]

A Christian man was attacked by Muslims on a bus because he let his children listen to music and sing, which is considered haram in Islam.

Listening to music? Haram.
Little girls marrying grown men? Halal.

I’ll never understand this religion.

[CHUKS 🍥 @ChuksEricE]

Woman Destroys Tinubu’s Banner in Cross River State After Getting Angry Upon Seeing His Face.

[Alabi @the_Lawrenz]

Everton : We can nullify the threat of JP Morgan

Neto :

[Khan👾 @_adam_tk]

Bandit: "yauwaaaaa kaii stop your motor..."

Me asf:

[𝐘𝐚𝐠𝐬 @yags_szn]

you fit dey focus on CPR make pedro Neto wound you.. my attacking depth mad gan 😂😭

[acce @accekid]

When bro's son got suspended cus he was caught kissing two girls, but mine comes home with a medal and some stupid A+

[Antisha @calllmetisha]

omfg 😭😭😭 he stressing that lady tf out

[Toluwani @gabe_teee]

That gig they gave you guys to be saying Peter Obi is not serious because there are no enough banners in Lagos will choke all of you people's throat.
Especially that ugly barber boy, your generation will wallow in poverty even if Nigeria gets better, poverty won't still leave you

[Harry Da Diegot @trigottista]

January 16th 2027 📌

[Raj🤴 @RajlIlIl]

CRISTIANO RONALDO WAS RACING A BUGATTI AT 22 🐐

[Miles @C139999]

Concept of hating men enough to abort a male baby but not enough to stop taking dick , interesting thought process

[Nnamdi chiemeziem 🧙🏿‍♂️ @ChiemeziemChid1]

Before you buy that Army form, do yourself a favour and visit 44 Army reference hospital, Kaduna.

[Chimaforkeeps🧘🏾☮️ @Chimaforkeeps]

Lmao just remembered when I was 20 and I dated a 28 years old lady 😂

When I moved at her she said “I’m your aunty o” and silly me said “if I slide in you and it screams I’m your aunty i will pull out”

I don’t know where that audacity came from but I said that shi that’s how we started rolling, went on couple dates and she took care of the bills, in her words she said:

“I can’t imagine letting our last born at home spend his money when he has a big aunty like me”

One day she brought up sexual conversation and I wanted to shy away from it cause I was a keyboard warrior then but we had this one in person, she asked “can you even handle me” I was so shy to speak at that point but I can’t let my guard down

Told her: “I’d let you speak on that after the match”
She screamed cause the audacity was really crazy 😂😂

Well this gif was my reaction after the match