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“The cage is invisible because you were born inside it & they taught you to love the bars.” – Mark Twain 🤘🤘🤘 + Am Yisrael Chai! ✡️ 🇮🇱)

[Anonymous Badass @AnonymousBadas5]

I am anonymous for the very real reason that were I "out", where I live, there would be very real bullshit to deal with.

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@StopAntisemites @LibraryLady1984 I despair for an entire generation.

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@Jules31415 Hilarious I need to see the moment when Shapiro gets the Scot Weiner treatment.

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@NEWSMAX Sure, they can apply…

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@compliantvc That’s some extra level of cope, mate.

[Lj Priest (Formerly Trader Jill) @RealTraderJill]

I’ve never been the super patriotic type, but this World Cup has done something weird to me...

Watching the U.S. play on home soil while stadiums packed with people from every background and every country got to experience America firsthand did something to me. The roar of the crowds, the sheer size of everything, the food, the chaos, and the pride all hit different when you see the world reacting to it. It felt like people were finally getting a real taste of what this country is like, and for once, they seemed to like what they saw. That hit me in a way I wasn’t ready for!

I felt genuinely proud to be an American, and not in some cheesy flag-waving way, but in a “damn, this place is kind of ridiculous and I love it” kind of way.

It got me thinking about all the over-the-top, larger-than-life things we have here that most of the world just doesn’t. So here’s my list of American things that blow other countries’ minds:

🇺🇸Texas BBQ. Not whatever sad little grilled meats other countries call barbecue. I’m talking about actual Texas brisket that’s been smoking for 12 hours and somehow tastes like it was blessed by angels. The rest of the world has no idea what they’re missing.

🇺🇸Real cowboys. Not the movie kind. Actual working cowboys who still exist, rope cattle, and look at you like you’re soft if you complain about the heat. We still have a whole profession that belongs in a Western, and we somehow treat it like it’s normal.

🇺🇸Everything is just bigger. Our trucks are bigger. Our portions are bigger. Our personalities are bigger. Even our problems are bigger. We don’t do subtle in this country, baby!!

🇺🇸You can drive for 10 hours and still be in the same country but in a completely different world. One day you’re in the desert, the next you’re in the mountains, and the day after that you’re at the beach. Most countries can’t even offer that in a week.

🇺🇸State fairs. Where deep-frying butter is considered a normal food option and nobody questions your life choices. We turned “let’s see how much we can fry” into a competitive sport.

🇺🇸National Parks that feel like another planet. Places so massive they have their own weather, their own ecosystems, and could probably be their own countries. We just call them “parks” like it’s no big deal. Grizzlies? We got 'em! Manatees? We got those too! Gators? You betcha!

🇺🇸And then there’s the small detail that we have the most powerful military in the world, and most of us treat it like it’s just another thing on the list of American normal. We’ll lose our minds arguing about whether the Cowboys are good this year or if gas is too expensive, all while casually having the ability to project force anywhere on the planet before most countries can even finish their morning coffee. It’s the kind of thing you don’t really appreciate until you realize how many nations would consider that level of military dominance their entire national personality.

This World Cup made me realize I’ve been taking a lot of this for granted. We’ve got our issues, sure. But we also have Texas brisket, real cowboys, and the ability to drive across multiple climates without ever showing a passport. That’s pretty cool when you think about it!

I'm an American, and I'm damn proud and grateful to be one!

[Anonymous Badass @AnonymousBadas5]

@wokeandwoofing Funny, huh? It’s almost like…her opinions haven’t changed.

Weird.

Pro tip: delete this you’re clearly a moron.

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@JewsFightBack @LibraryLady1984 Eww gross. Hope LAPD has 👀 on the hubby.

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@compliantvc Is Eurobaby a word? Bcs it probably should be.

[Amjad Taha أمجد طه @amjadt25]

The UAE does not tolerate terrorists; it deletes them from the equation.Iraq is now arresting members of the Islamic regime. Lebanon has normalized relations with Israel and is pushing Hezbollah out.Meanwhile, in the EU, the UK, and across the West, Muslim Brotherhood terrorists get upgraded to “activists,” the IRGC plays street politics, and antisemitism is treated like a fashionable opinion instead of a crime. That is not tolerance. That is political cowardice wearing a human-rights costume.

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@BethCharron1 @drawandstrike Funny how all those facts - & only those facts - perfectly fit the template that ALWAYS ALWAYS ends up with da Joos being the great villain. 🙄

It is so predictable & intellectually LAZY. Simple shortcut for thought, old as time. It always makes sense if it’s always da Joos.

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@Igottafigh64510 👀

[Ryan Williams @koreanscot]

Germany tried to ban to ban the movie Citizen Vigilante, but it had the opposite effect gaining more than 20 million views on X!! The first clip is not a part of the movie. It’s real footage coming out the UK. #citizenvigilantepartner

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@PolitiBunny And the limited amount!

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@DavidLimbaugh As OG MAGA, Tucker is a cancer to our movement.

He is also, however, a weather vane for incorrigible Jew haters, so now we can tell who the asshole bigots are in our midst - so maybe mixed blessing.

At best.

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@AnaKasparian Ugh r u still here, Eva Braun?

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@DanBurmawy This is the same bogus “ignorance” of reality & their own words & behavior as if they don’t “understand” it. It’s so juvenile I cannot believe it even works with ppl. It’s laughing in your face, like taqquiya