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Thanks! #AreTheyRealFriends RT @SecretStgMngr Let's all wish @AnonymousLD a happy 3rd anniversary of tweeting funny things!

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Sometimes it's important to remind the spot op that we're really hoping to see faces. #DrunkInTheSpotBoothAgain

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That moment when the set designer forgot to tell you he was adding a roof...

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RT @NewYorkTheater: "Theater is the only institution in the world which has been dying for 4,000 years & has never succumbed"-John Steinbeck

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Haze is always fantastic until you realize your sidelight isn't focused evenly. #OCDLD

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If in doubt, add confetti.

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Really quick: Anyone know how to tie a bow tie? Asking for a friend. #ThankGodForCostumeFriends

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It's inevitable that your favorite part of the show will get cut. #LawsOfTheatre

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This seems cool. I can finally track my own pee breaks. MT @Take10App: check out Take 10! An Equity break timer... https://t.co/8WR22R5sTQ

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I need an app that can fast-forward through the boring parts of tech. What are your favorite/most useful theatre apps? Use #LDAppChallenge

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Post-Production Celebration is an even more real thing... RT @SecretStgMngr: Post-Production Depression is a real thing.

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No, it's cool. You can totally decide to sing stage left today even though all of your light is stage right.

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And then there are those moments when the spot op falls asleep while their light is on #droopyspot

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Some stage managers forget that they have to actually say the word go...

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If in doubt, add a template that doesn't make any sense

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@colgrenfell R62 will help with that. @Rosco_Labs

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No, I cannot make the yellow couch look pink. #ImGoodButNotAMagician

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I forgot my X-ray glasses today, so it's going to be difficult to focus through this large wall at center

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Sometimes your best course of action is to sit quietly and let others deal with the problem. #ButReallyICantHelpWithTheWig

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That moment Vectorworks crashes and then you remember you don't care because #ThatsWhyYouHaveAssistants