Israel has assassinated Hamas chief Ismail Haniyeh in Tehran.
Ismail was a poor millionaire, dog lover, LGBT ally, and fan of Sonu Sood, who wanted to make the world a better place but got radicalized after reading the news of the UP govt asking eateries across the state to display the owner's name. This led him to launch a peaceful protest inside Israeli territory on Oct 7th, which Israel didn't like.
Hazar laanat bhejta hu drone se tapke us bomb par, jisne Ismail sahab ki jaan li.