JustAPlank

takes credit for takes & credit

[Drew Pavlou 🇦🇺🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 @DrewPavlou]

Great idea.

[Modern McCarthyist @McCarthyist2]

“This guy literally kills innocent women in this movie because they’re also Muslim immigrants”

[Teddy Spaghetti @BigTedward3]

Torturing Arabs is objectively good

[Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando]

Yeah uh the bombs were supposed to land on you

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo just wants to set the record straight... ❤️❤️ GO TEAM USA! ⚽

[Chris P. Wicks 🔎🐜 @CrispyWicks]

"yeah so "getting Shanghaied" came from people getting snatched up and shipped off to China back in the day"

"wow that sounds really disorienting"

"It's extremely Orienting, actually"

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

@amiliov Why cause the knicks won

[Preist_prayin @Preist_Prayin1]

I heard the Israelis are planning to set up a carrot attached to rope with an anvil hanging over traps next

[Alaska Offgrid @OffgridAlaskan]

@Polymarket I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE

[Yoav kfir @KpyrYw]

"Regardless of who wins, Palestinians still lose"

[Manlet Thorin @ManletThorin]

“You can’t say such horrible things about immigrants, Nick! Have you ever even met one?”

“Yes, Ms. Granger. I have.”

[Nick Gambill @NickBGambill]

Susan Collins might actually have the Mandate of Heaven.

[JustAPlank @ANormalPlank]

@kaceytron @ExistentialEnso You are an idiot

[Noah Smith 🐇🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 @Noahpinion]

Hats off to the last man in America who cares about the rules

[JustAPlank @ANormalPlank]

Wow, incredible

[Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes_]

A penguin that travels the world working as a clown.

[Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes_]

A penguin that travels the world working as a clown.

[ib @Indian_Bronson]

This simple creature, while expecting to be taken care of by more able others, does not make a big racket, does not harass his benefactors, does not demand more, and has not enlisted his entire family in taking ever greater portions.

A finer citizen than many, comparably.

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

Fuck getting doxxed always bet on love

[𓆩MXSS𓆪 @madmxss]

Recovering from a minor surgery and seeing this in the corner of my room