Ansh Raina

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[Ansh Raina @AnshRaina3]

We were two souls intertwined,
Enjoying life like a fine wine,
It didn't hurt when you decided to leave,
'cause in my head you are still mine❤️

[Ansh Raina @AnshRaina3]

Sometimes I sit back and think that I really have come a long way in life. I mean ab mai maggi khane k baad plate nahi chat-ta 💪

[Ansh Raina @AnshRaina3]

People keep telling him to find love, get married and get settled.If only they know he is already married to the dreams of her, the memories of her.

[Ansh Raina @AnshRaina3]

Top three most respected people in the country:
3. Army personnel
2. Social Workers
1. Koshur Zamtur

[Ansh Raina @AnshRaina3]

I want to go back to the time when KP road meant Khanbal-Pehalgam road and not Koregaon Park road.

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So I am appointed as a backend engineer and am responsible for maintaining the code, and now they are asking me to handle sales and marketing as well? This was not my job description.

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This is a miniature joke.
A militant became an English teacher, he like to write in bullet points.

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If after death, there is an afterlife, then please god let her face be the first thing that I see.

[Ansh Raina @AnshRaina3]

Imo the most important point of getting married is that now you have a person who can haggle better than you with shopkeeper for better prices. :)

[Ansh Raina @AnshRaina3]

🇺🇸: I need to go to bank to check whether my net banking is working or not.
🇮🇳: 1 Rs daal k dekh

[Ansh Raina @AnshRaina3]

Nobody:
Govt creating ATM corners:
1. 2X2 ka kamra
2. One small shelf
3. One small machine
4. 10, 10 tons k do bade bade AC.

[Ansh Raina @AnshRaina3]

Arrays to sort karli, ab apni life kab sort kar rahe ho?

[Ansh Raina @AnshRaina3]

Everyone: Where do you see yourself in next two years
Me: Beside her in posh pooza ceremony.

[Ansh Raina @AnshRaina3]

Did you know that men at their peak can lift 100 kgs from both of their hands?
But holding her hands proved even heavier than that.

[Ansh Raina @AnshRaina3]

Every culture has their small thing or a procedure before they eat their meal.
Kashmiri Pandits: Zara sheet daal pehle.

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Life so lonely that even govt alerts did not care enough to reach my mobile.

[Ansh Raina @AnshRaina3]

When I was a kid, I used to remember every formula, every derivation out there, and now I remember kis daal ko kitni seeti chaiye hoti hai.

[Ansh Raina @AnshRaina3]

I used to cool, aur ab mai rajma raat mai bhigo k rakhta hu taki agle din jaldi ban jaye.

[Ansh Raina @AnshRaina3]

There is going to be a time, few years from now where I will be debating which hakh is better - Monj Hakh, Vost Hakh, Vupal Hakh, or Khaneir Hakh.
I would both Hate and Love that version of me :)

[Ansh Raina @AnshRaina3]

What is common between AI tools and canteen vale bhaiya?
Both of them needs token if you want to get something.

[Ansh Raina @AnshRaina3]

Can someone please tell me, why do I get 20 soiled utensils after making just one cup of tea and one omlet