Shira

She/her. 35. Writer, lesbian, barista, extra bitch.

[Shira @AnsleyLC]

is it weird that I feel squishy and gay about the fact that I started watching wrestling on my own and then my partner started coming into the room while I was watching and now ey're picking favorites and commenting on drama and now it's something we do together??? I love em 🥺

[Shira @AnsleyLC]

drunk guy got on the bus, pointed at me, and announced at large and with conviction that I looked Exactly like Hayden Panettiere, which isn't true but as far as things drunk guys have said to me on buses I'll take it over "hey mama where you going after this"

[Shira @AnsleyLC]

like four people told me my eyeshadow looked good today but when I came home my partner calmly stated that it was pretty on me and the color really brought out my eyes as though it was a banal objective fact like the weather and I really went 💕🫣❤️

[Shira @AnsleyLC]

This is your seasonal reminder that your sprinkler that hits the sidewalk is not disability friendly.

[Shira @AnsleyLC]

I kinda miss when you could say "I've been really into [insert x harmless but sort of left field new interest here] since the pandemic," and nobody batted an eye. The magic social formula for trying something new without critique. Anyway I've got the WWE app on my phone now

[Shira @AnsleyLC]

just waited half an hour at 12&Grand with my disabled partner leaning heavily on a bike rack and er cane bc we went somewhere tonight inaccessible to wheelchairs -- more has to be done to make our city welcoming to all its citizens.

[Shira @AnsleyLC]

@RideKCTransit @QuintonLucasKC Benches being removed from the bus stops at 12th & Grand is appalling. Making the stop hostile to homeless is NOT a solution to homelessness, and it also makes the stop hostile to the disabled and simply to the tired working class of KC! Do better!

[Shira @AnsleyLC]

@RideKCTransit @QuintonLucasKC Benches being removed from the bus stops at 12th & Grand is appalling. Making the stop hostile to homeless is NOT a solution to homelessness, and it also makes the stop hostile to the disabled and simply to the tired working class of KC! Do better!

[Shira @AnsleyLC]

On the bus wearing a dollar tree scarf in my hair and looking at a dollar tree scarf tied to some lady's pretty purse and fighting the urge to confirm its origins with her like I'm connecting with a stranger over our love of some exclusive boutique

[Shira @AnsleyLC]

love will have you thinking weed and head&shoulders is the best smell in the world

[Shira @AnsleyLC]

Whoever thought up lemon pepper was a crazy son of a bitch and I owe them my life

[Shira @AnsleyLC]

Note: do NOT watch disney's "Descendants" and drink every time somebody says the word wand or names a disney character. BUT if you do, you WILL access a level of sincerity to the movie only otherwise accessible if you were a pseudo-punk preteen when it came out. I assume

[Shira @AnsleyLC]

I HOPED I would never find a rival for the pain of my second degree burn in 2021, but this broken and infected back tooth is giving it a run for its money 👌

[Shira @AnsleyLC]

The shaker of comet has been out on the kitchen counter for a week and it has produced some quirky unsolicited thoughts while preparing food. fortunately they are secondary to the other unsolicited thoughts which helpfully & relentlessly inform me it will make my mouth turn green

[Shira @AnsleyLC]

Having a toothache is like having a little imp following you around with a cattle prod and every two minutes it zaps you and screeches "Think about money! Think about money!!"

[Shira @AnsleyLC]

baby I love u but u would only hurt me

[Shira @AnsleyLC]

pity the plight of the bitch with a toothache and a bag of her favorite hard to get candy

[Will Stancil @whstancil]

Either you proactively support the right of trans people to be full and equal members of society despite the right’s hideous campaign of discrimination, or you’ve effectively become PART of the right’s hideous campaign of discrimination.

[Shira @AnsleyLC]

opening my libby app before I go to sleep just to say goodnight to my ebook holds and their 13 week wait times

[Shira @AnsleyLC]

Jezze, making a face as ey put down er unfinished hillel sandwich at the Seder tonight: "Y'know, sometimes you win and sometimes the slavery sandwich wins."

[Shira @AnsleyLC]

put on a shortish skirt and ran out of time to find my movement shorts to put under them because I was running to go vote before work. And it is windier than I expected. Somebody might be a lucky winner today