annie

hand picked by the gods to be the funniest person alive

[annie @Ansleymorgan03]

someone called robin me today… they can go fuck themselves im batman

[annie @Ansleymorgan03]

subway release on national gf day is so beyond fucked up it’s not funny

[morgan lily @giallolily_]

trisha paytas’ baby was supposed to take out trump not fucking ozzy osbourne oh my god im fucking sobbing

[annie @Ansleymorgan03]

rewatching ahs… why did i romanticize this in middle school

[annie @Ansleymorgan03]

i hate when people are funnier than me

[annie @Ansleymorgan03]

whomp whomp whomp. hold the yeah yeah yeah

[annie @Ansleymorgan03]

@cowb0ysandy the guy with the rotten feet?

[annie @Ansleymorgan03]

just found liquor in my closet from highschool LMAO i didn’t even drink wtf was that doing in there

[annie @Ansleymorgan03]

I LOVE HANK GREEN I LOVE CRASH COURSE AHHHHHH

[trin @lovelltrin]

okay trump now undo the abortion ban now that we know you like undoing things YOU put in place!

[annie @Ansleymorgan03]

jesus christ i hate trump and all his billionaire buddies

[annie @Ansleymorgan03]

my mom just called my cat bulimic because she threw up then immediately was begging for food right after.

[annie @Ansleymorgan03]

drinking grape juice to feel like an adult drinking wine (i’m 21 but hate alcohol)

[annie @Ansleymorgan03]

no taco bell nug 😔

[awalmartparkinglot ✨🪩🕺🏼🖤 @awalmartparking]

how do i lose 30 pounds without cutting out baja blast, coffee creamer, and my ritual of eating 400 calories worth of candy at 11pm???

[McKinley Lettre @mckinleylettre]

I kind of hope tik tok gets banned because I don’t have the strength to break my addiction without federal intervention

[annie @Ansleymorgan03]

Link in park with LINKIN PARK in Lincoln Park watching Lincoln park a lincoln

[annie @Ansleymorgan03]

i was so skinny. UGHHHHHH☹️

[annie @Ansleymorgan03]

need my own apartment now