Anthony Edxotic

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[Anthony Edxotic @AntEdwards1]

@ChubbyBelshaw Chelsie is always doing things like that 🏖️

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@ChubbyBelshaw Phantom of the Snotra

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@ChubbyBelshaw A bald eagle parachutes down in a stars and stripes canopy and drops off a Budweiser, a twinky and some 9mm ammo. Proper crimbo.

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@ChubbyBelshaw Corner shop samosas are the one

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@ChubbyBelshaw Incredible shout

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@alanbaxter86 Get ready with me to drink 10 cans and not shower all day 💁🏼‍♀️

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I cannot explain how much I hate Guinness drinkers

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@alanbaxter86 @Tiashanicee and me have the same mum and dad. Is that what you mean?

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@CallyD86 Just so happened to have some frontier moccasins on him

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Never even liked tennis anyway.

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@ChubbyBelshaw Embrace it my guy. Make it your personality. Tell your boyfriend etc

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@fesshole Did @ChubbyBelshaw write this? 😂

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@alanbaxter86 UP FOR THE FUCKING DAY

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Netflix will reel you with a jaw dropping documentary only for it to be dubbed with the most monotone person ever putting on a wank French accent or wherever it’s from.

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@alanbaxter86 I’ve just spent 3 nights on a settee only to find out on the last morning it’s a pull out bed 😅

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@ChubbyBelshaw

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This morning my wife washed my hairs out of the sink as I finished shaving. I was still there and didn’t forget she just did it without complaining. One small step for man..

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@ChubbyBelshaw Very good shout

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30 years old sat in waiting for a new catflap to be delivered. Soon be weekend 🥹🥹🥹