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Twirlinia Pukette hunty. ♐️♊️♍️

[𝑳𝑰𝑽𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑫𝑬𝑨𝑫 𝑮𝑰𝑹𝑳 🦇 @screamnhorror]

hocus pocus, 1993

[MAGA Cult Slayer @MAGACult2]

🚨 SECRET CONGRESSIONAL MEETING: Just a few hours ago, Congress held special secret commission meeting away from the public’s eye to cut your Social Security.

WE. TOLD. YOU. SO.

Bless this man for blowing the 😗

[Nate Bear @NateB_Panic]

China is using AI to eliminate the need for poisons to be spread on crops, boosting ecosystem health and reducing cancer rates, while the US is using it to mass murder school children in foreign lands

[Dittie @DittiePE]

An ICE officer replied to a Craigslist ad for a 13-year-old. Over three days, he texted her about sex acts, what he’d pay, and his job — “a cop.”

He drove to a hotel in Othello, WA to meet her, carrying his ICE badge, two bottles of Viagra, and $4,075 in cash.

It was a sting. Koby Don Williams was arrested on the spot.

At trial, he argued two contradictory defenses — that he didn’t think she was a minor, and that he was there to “rescue” her. The jury believed neither.

Convicted and sentenced to 135 months, over 11 years, plus 15 years of supervised release.

He spent 22 years as an ICE officer.

[Nurses Against Dick Pics. 🪷🇺🇦 @ClaudetteGGibs1]

This is Chad Eberle, a reserve police officer in Texas. Chad has a child with a Mexican woman, and they were in a custody dispute. Chad drove into Mexico and killed three people in relation to this dispute, as well as shooting the mother in the head. He was arrested trying to cross back into Texas with his son. This story hasn't gotten much traction, but we all know that if a Mexican man came to America and did this, it would be on a 24 hour loop on Fox News.

[Knate Thorne @knate_thorne]

My first book is officially out in the UK! 💗 I don’t talk about personal things on here but I wrote this during a really hard time. I lost my mom to cancer, who was the inspiration for Glam’s personality.(pt1)

[Billy and Mandy Clips 🌈 @bnmclips]

this is what bigots say immigrants are doing. you can’t make this shit up

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

NEW: New Yorkers have started a trend of tagging Mayor Zohran Mamdani to report problems around the city and the fixes are happening so quickly that the videos are going viral.

A dangerous playground hazard was repaired after a resident wrote a letter. A pothole was filled the same day it was posted online. And ahead of this week’s heat wave, the city installed temporary water fountains in Prospect Park.

The message from City Hall: no problem is too small to fix.

[Antifa's CFO @nvrbeendoxdstg_]

This is what actually makes a community safe

[𝟴 @s8ynt_x]

Where's Storm?? Wanda??? Jean??? Where are the real heroes????

[TSIKI @Tsikiofficial]

Your next job will overpay you and appreciate you.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

These people will say shit like “trans people are mentally ill”

[ohhhpeeeach @Anthoniz]

Two shots in

[ohhhpeeeach @Anthoniz]

This married couple walked in and the husband walked in first and didn’t hold the door for his wife and she goes “thanks for holding the door” too real

[taylr @taylr]

the minnesota 15, indicted by the federal government for their work against ICE, leave the federal courthouse in downtown minneapolis after their first appearances and are joined by supporters waiting outside

[💙THE PARGE POOBAH💙 @Cheesymanfredo]

Legit one of saddest things to experience as a man

[Democrats Deliver @DemzDeliver]

🚨 New Jersey Democrats introduce bill to convert abandoned malls into affordable housing.

[Praise @PraiseClip]

All this in just 4 years.

Remember when they insisted it was impossible to build green infrastructure quickly enough