hmmmm

truth is only what you get away with

[bamarcus @bamrcus]

Hate gaming with mexicans theyre always fucking lagging or moaning on the mic

[ຸ @daewop]

alright man yall starting to pmo

[tom ✩ @tomvcns]

censoring “kill” in your suicide note

[Still Real To Us @stillreal2us]

Alien: *crying*

Me: “so that was Shawn Michaels vs. Ric Flair at WrestleMania 24”

[Copperberg @sofresh_sobleam]

“What do you mean I can’t drink your goy blood?”

[Meta 👾 🇺🇸 @MetaPrime001]

"wHy dO yOu cARe?"

Because I have a high enough IQ to look into the future and see that my children won't have anything to inherent if this is allowed to continue

[SLIM 🫧 @_slimarella_]

internet safety needs to be taught in schools.

[Chief Ron @DoGoodRon_]

He should've died with this information

[Picamole @engulobostaa]

O cara teve um dos maiores livramentos do mundo. Puta louca pertence a rua

[Lauren Chen @TheLaurenChen]

If this man tried to kiss my child, I'm committing a hate crime

I don't care

[M @DailyxPerks]

@Icontrolth13030 If you have a collar shirt on then there def should be something under. Other than that why idk why niggas want to wear bras underneath regular shirts

[Icontrolthetrafic @Icontrolth13030]

Only country niggas and prison niggas wear tanks under their shirts

[Abraham Valdez👁️⃤ @AbrahamValdez_]

People are awful upset at this even though its one of the funniest tweets this week

[Dahlia 🤍 @kuchisakeonnax]

I thought she’d like ice since that’s the entirety of her diet

[Will johnson enjoyer EX boyfriend @willjohnsonbf1]

Hot take Kanye was right about Taylor swift

[sc @SneakyCanadian]

Shit I see when I take 25 Benadryls.