Tony Stark

Right so, that whole thing about me being awesome? Totally true. But don't take my word for it. - [email protected]

[Tony Stark @Anthony_Stark]

My last two tweets are the wrong way round, I'm sure you guys will figure it out.

[Tony Stark @Anthony_Stark]

So there are two incredibly hot women, one is clearly interested and one is going to be hard work which do you go for?

[Tony Stark @Anthony_Stark]

Wrong, you use the interested lady to lure & make the other lady jealous, you buy them both drinks, you take them both home. Or the restroom

[Tony Stark @Anthony_Stark]

I mean if they were taking pictures of me that's totally understandable, but people are taking pictures of their food over me.

[Tony Stark @Anthony_Stark]

Is it weird that I feel awkward when I'm at a restaurant and just before eating everybody takes out their cameras and start taking pictures

[Tony Stark @Anthony_Stark]

Every man needs to know how to be romantic but more importantly he needs to know when to be romantic. Or you could just use alcohol.

[Tony Stark @Anthony_Stark]

The Dark Knight Rises was great, can't wait for them to release it in English or in subtitles.

[Tony Stark @Anthony_Stark]

Hi Twitter, where's the Alcohol?

[Tony Stark @Anthony_Stark]

@CharlieSheena - now people will try and reassure you that you are funny.

[Tony Stark @Anthony_Stark]

Sometimes I get the impression that people just talk to me so that they can hear the sound of my voice.

[Tony Stark @Anthony_Stark]

Everybody makes mistakes, I invent them.

[Tony Stark @Anthony_Stark]

I always wake up on the right side of the wrong bed.

[Tony Stark @Anthony_Stark]

You can apologise or actually make things right, I tend to do the latter, flamboyantly.

[Tony Stark @Anthony_Stark]

What's an apology? And yes that's rhetorical.

[Tony Stark @Anthony_Stark]

Pheromones don't lie.

[Tony Stark @Anthony_Stark]

All I need now is an Italian stripper some Chinese and some ear plugs.

[Tony Stark @Anthony_Stark]

@RebelliciousRed - okay so you're a "hyper fun word manipulating political anarchist poet nerd" & you describe me as a mere figment, really?

[Tony Stark @Anthony_Stark]

Wasn't my party but I like to cut cake with a mini-chainsaw, sue me.

[Tony Stark @Anthony_Stark]

@carolzara - okay I have an Ofuro jacuzzi, why are you not in it already?