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AaronMaybin51

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"I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house."

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What's a nice boy/girl like you doing in a place like this?

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I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples.

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Believe it or not, gettin' laid is still hard when you're this good-looking.

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I'm sorry, but, have we met before? (No.) Oh, I'm sorry, I guess that it must have been your mom.

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UnitedUpdates

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My ex-girlfriend used to call me Goldfinger.

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I would say that I'm in love with you, but you'd think I'm trying to pull a fast one.

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What is your favorite color? (Answer) Mine too!

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Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.

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You'd make a bishop kick out a stained-glass window.

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.. To be a leader in the Church has always required strength and faith beyond the merely human. J. Oswald Sanders.

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"Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't."

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Are you O.K.? Because heaven is a long fall from here.

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Do you see why they call me tri-pod?

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Buy me a beer, will ya hon?

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Can I borrow 70 cents? (No) Then how about 69. I'm sure you can offer 69.

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Aren't you the girl/guy who is having sex with that really good looking guy/girl? (No.) Want to be?

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... Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks.