JustAnthonyThings

Things Anthony has said or done that can never be unsaid or undone...

[JustAnthonyThings @AnthonyKotC]

“They neutered his character! He used to have Depth! And now he can’t even choke a woman on screen!”
“Anthony White Knight: Over
Anthony Dark Horse: Rising”
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[JustAnthonyThings @AnthonyKotC]

“You know what? Fuck you Kraft. Your Mac and Cheese boxes have a little tab where you put your thumb in, but then I have to open the box to get the cheese packet out. What’s the point of the tab!?”
“Why are you talking about Mac and Cheese at 10:30 at night?”
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“Why does this keep happening!? We have UNIVERSALLY agreed that the Nazis were the Bad guys! You don’t CONTINUE a Nazi program!”

“Not Universally, Dear.”

“FUUUUUUUCK!”

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[JustAnthonyThings @AnthonyKotC]

“I mean, being a terrorist is REALLY easy.”
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In deep ‘Ray Ramano’ voice:
“Debraaaaa I wanna use Chakraaaa.”
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[JustAnthonyThings @AnthonyKotC]

“They are gonna be Preggers when I’m done with em”
“Anthony is going to impregnate Dennis Prager!”
“They will learn the plight of women the Hard Way!!!”
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[JustAnthonyThings @AnthonyKotC]

“You open up Pokémon X Dark Souls and you have to catch a Dark Souls Boss”
“Get an encounter and it’s just a fucked up little dude. A little menacing man.”
“Just Dancer of the Boreal Valley with Google Eyes”
“Fucked up little Gen 1 Sprite of Pus of Men.”
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[JustAnthonyThings @AnthonyKotC]

"Merry, Merry, listen. There are REQUIREMENTS to kill yourself."
(Merry seeing stars and wheezing in background)
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[JustAnthonyThings @AnthonyKotC]

"I just want you guys to know that the Dick-Hitting-the-Table-Devil is on the same level as Crunching-Fingers-in-the-Car-Door-Devil"
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[JustAnthonyThings @AnthonyKotC]

"I am upset the Baby Merchant is not a reoccurring character."
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"Women's rights by Osmosis"
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[JustAnthonyThings @AnthonyKotC]

"You're NOT making me go put dice in my mouth but my brain is telling me to."
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[JustAnthonyThings @AnthonyKotC]

"I will just keep grinding shit-tier level 1 magic knives until i hit max level."
"That's just a Light Novel title."
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[JustAnthonyThings @AnthonyKotC]

"I feel like Captain Melonhead would get along well with The Silly Sandwich"
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[JustAnthonyThings @AnthonyKotC]

“I think they do triple jump but the extra jumps are multiplicative instead of additive”
“Nah. Brazilian Trans people can flutter-jump”
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[JustAnthonyThings @AnthonyKotC]

“Who the hell is that!?”
“Well he is a black guy, so it’s already historically inaccurate”
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[JustAnthonyThings @AnthonyKotC]

“Red, Red, Red, Red… fuck!”
“Give me back my Red Crayon, you asshole! It’s the one that makes you bleeeeeed!!!”
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[JustAnthonyThings @AnthonyKotC]

“I am a Swiss-Army Knife of Pain!!!”
- me hobbling back to my room at 1AM
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[JustAnthonyThings @AnthonyKotC]

"I like these Pride Dragons. I want there to be Pride Dragons at the Pride Parade."
"Chinese New Years except it's PRIDE"
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[JustAnthonyThings @AnthonyKotC]

"Did anyone see him?"
"No."
"Not me."
"Hmmm... He was pretty loud for being invisible..."
"Hang on i can't see." (Turns down radio)
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