Anthony Marotta

“If I fuck a kid, I’m a pedophile, but if a kid fucks me, I’m a pedophile again?” - Bo Burnham

[Anthony Marotta @AnthonyMarotta0]

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[The Onion @TheOnion]

Planet Fitness Offering New Lights-Off Hour So No One Can Watch You Work Out https://t.co/pYNxdit743

[Bebop 🇩🇴🇵🇷🪎 @Bebop_YT]

New Yorkers right now

[Zach Karr @zacharyKarr12]

As a healthier option today I will choose to get the celery and carrot side with my 20 wings from bdubs

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

Aang was only 13 when he defeated Firelord Ozai and ended the 100-year-war

[👑🐝 @WaitImGoated88]

Me on the bowling date

[Tancredi Palmeri @tancredipalmeri]

Stop with this stereotype about Italians doing hand gestures.
It’s not t https://t.co/5EUnXz8tJJ

[Nom_de_Benoît.pdf @NomDeBenoit]

I gave this homeless guy $5 and an old lady behind me told me he's just going to use it for drugs, so I confronted him and asked where I could also get drugs for $5

[Jesssss {mysteerie.bsky.social} @GothamCryptid]

ok first off NASA isn't the boss of me

[will @twothickscoops]

can't stop laughing at these early jim henson commercials where one guy just kills another for not liking wilkins coffee

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@its_menieb Live by the sword, die by the sword

[rev. dylan @DylanRoss]

my 11 year ban from yahoo chess expires today

[updog @ehyoub]

did it work