Anthony Seer

[Anthony Seer @AnthonyTheSeer]

Delayed doesn’t always mean Denied. Be careful feeling discouraged because sometimes it’s just God saying, “Nah, Bigger!”

[Anthony Seer @AnthonyTheSeer]

15 years ago, NOBODY would’ve been able to convince me that I would be the cousin who brought a pilgrim over for Thanksgiving.

I want my family to know that I’m not stupid! I know exactly why I was only asked to bring tea, lemonade, and ice tomorrow! 🖕🏾

[Anthony Seer @AnthonyTheSeer]

Idk Kirk Franklin, these people with hide and seek teeth looked so much better BEFORE they smiled!

[Anthony Seer @AnthonyTheSeer]

Today, God blessed us with one of those rare moments when we are both home during the day at the same time, with no kids present…

Yes, we praised God 😉 so loudly together that my throat hurts! 🙌🏾

[Anthony Seer @AnthonyTheSeer]

This is the day after a baby boy was made. I had a choice, I ain’t mad at Brit!

…or whatever Psalm 118:24 said 🤣

[Anthony Seer @AnthonyTheSeer]

Lord, deliver me from EVERYBODY who knows EVERYTHING!

[Anthony Seer @AnthonyTheSeer]

Honestly, we can stop praying. Jesus is not stronger than racism! Racism is an ancient tradition passed down from generation to generation.

Mark 7:13
…thus making void the word of God by your tradition that you have handed down. And many such things you do.”

[Anthony Seer @AnthonyTheSeer]

They need to start announcing election results at 5pm. I’m so stuck today. I don’t smoke weed, it’s too early to get drunk or go to bed. I’m just sitting here confused about what to do, like a Presbyterian visiting a Pentecostal church.

[Anthony Seer @AnthonyTheSeer]

“God is still on throne”= “STFU and ignore your present realities”

[Anthony Seer @AnthonyTheSeer]

My only hope is that Trump’s cult followers realize that he is a billionaire with Secret Service agents protecting him. He can say WHATEVER he wants to say. If you don’t have those same layers of protection it would be WISE to be careful how you talk to people! 🤷🏽‍♂️

[Anthony Seer @AnthonyTheSeer]

I just made my wife turn off her morning CCM. I’m in no mood to hear white people (or black people with white souls) sing about white Jesus this morning. 🫠

I only want to hear negro spirituals for the next four years. That’s how I plan to make it thru this!

[Anthony Seer @AnthonyTheSeer]

Happy National Procrastinators Day!

[Anthony Seer @AnthonyTheSeer]

I need to turn in my preaching license. I feel a very ratchet version of myself rising. 😈

[Anthony Seer @AnthonyTheSeer]

It takes strength (that absolutely feels like utter weakness) to refuse hurting someone who hurt you.

[Anthony Seer @AnthonyTheSeer]

Yeah, y’all should’ve never complained about Madea! This wtf y’all get! Tyler done made y’all a Great Value P-Valley! 🫠

[Anthony Seer @AnthonyTheSeer]

Why won’t he just take his billion dollars and leave us alone? He doesn’t need to make any more money, tv shows, or movies!

[Anthony Seer @AnthonyTheSeer]

I’m too old for passive aggression, fakeness, two facededness, carrot dangling, lying, game playing, beating around the bush, gaslighting, etc.

Simply say what you mean and mean what you say or ✌🏾

[Anthony Seer @AnthonyTheSeer]

I miss big greasy morbidly obese wobbly 600lb Kim Burrell. Moving forward, I’m just going to enjoy her singing and direct all of my anger towards Ozempic, Dr. Now, and Spandex!

[Anthony Seer @AnthonyTheSeer]

Liam: *crying uncontrollably*
Me: *picks him up to console him*
Haven: *starts whining and grabs my leg*
Liam: *stops crying and yells* “No, Haven! You’re pretend crying! I’m crying for real!” *resumes crying*

[Anthony Seer @AnthonyTheSeer]

Baby oil is so old school! I’m waiting to hear that they found 1,000 containers of Tussy deodorant cream too!