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Goody Proctor saw Me with the devil she/they

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@MODPizza WHY would you get rid of ricotta cheese?? It was legitimately the best part of getting a pizza. This sucks.

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@lil_timmzy @nattykasambala Most women in the dating scene have also experienced that. Men need to cope

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@baymontana

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I think I’m having personality dysphoria. Someone at work said they thought I was very serious. I told my friends, shocked, and they all responded “well you are pretty serious”. Me?? Serious?? I’m just a little guy

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@ErinGrace13 He’s gotten a little bit chubby which is delightful

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Check this out

[Spoon & Tamago @Johnny_suputama]

It’s Halloween weekend and that means it’s time for everyone’s favorite Japanese festival Jimi Halloween, where people dress up in costumes so mundane they have to be explained. Let’s dive in 🧵

[vintagefantasy @vintagefantasyy]

Me 5 mins after complaining I have no money

[luke warm tweets @lukejarret]

me: umm actually that’s Frankenstein’s Monster

friend: oh my bad *puts down energy drink*

Frankenstein: don’t sweat it bro

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ALL MENTAL HEALTH MEDICINE SHOULD COME IN BLISTER PACKS SO WE KNOW IF WE TOOK IT ALREADY

[✶ @altioraem]

the effects of microplastics are devastating

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@c_n_books

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My car says it’s low fuel at 95 miles to empty. My love, you need to adjust your expectations

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My moment of joy today is dancing horribly while a group of campers laughs and begs me to stop. “Miss Amelia please it’s so cringe”

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You’re in traffic on 95, just trying to get home after work. The car next to you, a shitty old Altima whose driver is near delirious with hunger and exhaustion has listened to Sexy Bitch by David Guetta ft Akon 6 times in a row. Keep your eyes forward, I’m coping.

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@AMorbidPodcast a good connection to make would be that many MODERN homeless shelters do not let you stay there during the day, and also have curfews. Speaking on how horrible it was in London at that time, we still treat our poor and disadvantaged this way

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Supreme Court my ass

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@Tanner_Dionne Freeze some and mail it to me thank you 😌