Tweezus

|Tweo-Politics Analyst|Statweestician|Presidential Candidate 2017|

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[Tweezus @AntiBigwig]

Jubilee doesn’t get it! There would be less violence, less demonstrations and less property damage if there’s no interference with Raila’s homecoming.

#RailaReturns

[Tweezus @AntiBigwig]

Kenya 🇰🇪 has made history by being the first country in the world to have politicians who call for boycotting of locally produced goods.

This is OWN GOAL - LEVEL PRO.

[Tweezus @AntiBigwig]

Help me understand this:

1. Raises millions through MPESA.

2. Doesn’t account for the raised money.

3. Tells those who raised the millions to boycott MPESA.

#BoycottMwitu

[Tweezus @AntiBigwig]

If Raila participated in the repeat elections, and with the same voter turnout in Jubilee strongholds, Raila had a more than 85% chance of winning in the repeat polls. That’s what pains him most! #KenyaElections

[Tweezus @AntiBigwig]

We should have another election next week and have Jubilee boycotting and NASA participating.

We then compare voter turnout, and have the winner.

[Tweezus @AntiBigwig]

@bruno_lfc Checks and balances? We won’t need that as the 2 leaders try to outshine each other through better performance.

Have we gained anything meaningful from the current checks and balances?

[Tweezus @AntiBigwig]

Let’s re-introduce the seat of a (less) powerful PM.

The winner becomes the President while the 1st runners up becomes the PM.

That way, the government will be all-inclusive.

[Tweezus @AntiBigwig]

Kenya has experienced pain and bloodshed through presidential elections.

Can we get rid of this presidential process?

[Tweezus @AntiBigwig]

If you didn’t see it with your own eyes or hear it with your own ears, don’t invent it with your small mind or spread it with your big mouth!

#KenyaElections

[Tweezus @AntiBigwig]

Following the #SupremeCourt ruling, any Kenyan can now become amicus curiae in any Election Petition across the the world.

[Tweezus @AntiBigwig]

(DON'T LAUGH): Bomet residents welcoming Governor Isaac Rutto who was undergoing treatment abroad!

[Tweezus @AntiBigwig]

Governor Sonko
Governor Waititu
Hackers
Joshua
Canaan
54 Percent
GitheriMan

ONE WORD >>> END TIMES ARE NEAR!

[Tweezus @AntiBigwig]

(DON'T LAUGH): Bomet residents welcoming Governor Isaac Rutto who was undergoing treatment abroad!

[Tweezus @AntiBigwig]

Miguna Miguna is trying to play the TRUMP CARD. Unfortunately, he is trying too hard, and his pride will be his downfall #MigunaRespectWomen

[Tweezus @AntiBigwig]

On March 6, 2016 @MutahiNgunyi predicted that @realDonaldTrump will be the 45th President of the United States!

#USElection2016

[Tweezus @AntiBigwig]

On November 8, 2016 Americans:

1. Voted for Trump

2. Legalized recreational marijuana

3. Gave the world the middle finger salute!

[Tweezus @AntiBigwig]

This is how Donald Trump won the election!

#ElectionNight

[Tweezus @AntiBigwig]

Donald John Trump is the 45th President of the United States of America!

#USElection2016 #ElectionNight

[Tweezus @AntiBigwig]

Things Kenyan Media will never tell you RT @UnreveaISecrets: https://t.co/VmZovL8d4k

[Tweezus @AntiBigwig]

YESTERDAY: #DeportSafaricomBossBobCollymore

TODAY:
#DeportCokeBossDarylWilson

TOMORROW: #DeportUhuruKenyatta

For fucks sake, SHUT UP!