Wormy

One of those thirtysomething -cel types (🧙‍♂️). A lonely guy in a non-lonely world. DMs open.

[Wormy @anticworm]

(Scrolling my own profile): Well, maybe that's just like your opinion, man 🍃

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Maybe not the Boomers, they tell you up front how horrible they are, which is weird in a way, because they lived through the 1960s

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I find it endlessly fascinating how every generation seems to think they invented the concept of Irony

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One thing I've learnt from my time on this stupid planet is that Indians love 'my people' so much and will care for this deal :)

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Imagine wasting your time artisanally crafting your tweets by hand, and the ones that people seem to actually enjoy is the lowest common denominator AI crap by people with eight trillion followers located in some random developing country being posted purely for the 💰

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I will make a deal, I will freely believe India also lion sir when this ceases

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The full extent of Yoof culture is whatever the olds decide it to be based on their own moral/sexual neuroses. Thus, Boomer yoofs only cared about sex, drugs, & rock and roll, Millennial yoofs loved teenage pregnancy, & 2026 yoofs are enthusiastic incels. In this essay, I will...

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The funniest coda to DVD's mental accent in Mary Poppins was when he got a BAFTA five decades later lol
https://t.co/1Zm2q1hdLN

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Dick Van Dyke Cockney accent (the rarest and most endangered of all the accents, belonging to literally one (1) 100-year old human): 'Core blimee, what 're those them poshos doin ova theyer now in that there America, Mareee?'

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I enjoy them arguing (one side being equally entitled and delusional) about phones/vaping at concerts, but I urgently need another round of how '''poor disabled folks''' (Americans) have a '''right''' to overpriced delivery app food for every meal

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2edgynkool4skool 🤘, that's me :)

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IMHO one of the worst forms of Tumblrese English that broke containment besides when they all started saying 'folx' (to be gender neutral, unlike the (very gendered) 'folks')

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Has any good ever come from anyone using the word 'folks' who's under the age of 65 now

[Wormy @anticworm]

I enjoy them arguing (one side being equally entitled and delusional) about phones/vaping at concerts, but I urgently need another round of how '''poor disabled folks''' (Americans) have a '''right''' to overpriced delivery app food for every meal