Smoking That Hurtful Urkle || BLM 🇵🇸 1312

Antigone, 25 || They/Them, She/Her || Secretly a baby seal || tumblr: @magnificentsapcaddy

[Smoking That Hurtful Urkle || BLM 🇵🇸 1312 @AntigoneProgone]

*Jeff Mangum voice* no head for boy
With orange trucker cap
He throws down his phone, stomps his board, now it's smashed
Turns around, hands on head, broken heart
SKATEBOARD ROLLS OFF AND BUMPS INTO CAR

[The Reticent Racunteur @LiamBeUponYe]

I dropped my phone behind my bed and had to listen to this on loop for five minutes while I tried to get it out

[Smoking That Hurtful Urkle || BLM 🇵🇸 1312 @AntigoneProgone]

@youlovetohearit Have you ever seen any Elvis movies? Clambake was about Elvis perfecting a maritime adhesive for the Navy. What was going ON back then

[Ayesha A. Siddiqi @AyeshaASiddiqi]

the way Kamala completely missed the fact she exists in the context of all that came before her (Biden)

[chris @DinarDeal4Vets]

guy who believes the trump victory is illegitimate because the 2020 election was stolen and he’s ineligible for a third term

[Adam Johnson @adamjohnsonCHI]

Ok a public trial for David Shor and Anita Dunn who built the entire campaign around winning anti Trump republicans, a constituency that consists of 48 people, half of whom work for the NYT and MSNBC

[Hex / Paige ✨ @TheBase16]

THE ONLY WAY TO LOAD THE DICE IS TO KEEP ON FIGHTING

[Rowan Fornow 🚵🚉🏙️🦣🇵🇸 @rowanfornow]

the rest of the world:

Government:
🟡 Lets Go! (Centrist, Islamophobic) - 30%
🔴 Communist Party (Center-left) - 14%
🟢 Greens (Anti-Nuclear, Nonaligned) - 4%
🌚 Independent (random celebrity) - 3%

Opposition:
🔵 Nationalsozialistische Arbeiterpartei  (Far-right) - 49%

[Grosdoriane @Grosdoriane]

This is NOT what America is about. America is about *opens history book*

uh oh

*Frantically starts flipping though pages*

uh oh. oh no. no no no. uh oh

[onion person @CantEverDie]

i am just going to say it. if you are transgender. please start doing DIY hormones and stockpile if you can. or at least find access for DIY estrogen and connect with those who provide that for communities

[Sofia ''Buff Girlfriend'' @sofiabuffgf]

In spite of the disgusting lurch towards fascism were seeing tonight I won't flinch. I'm not going anywhere. Trans people aren't going anywhere. Don't you dare give those cockroaches the satisfaction of fear.

[MOHAMMED𓂆 @Mo7mmd30]

We refuse to die. Tell them we’ll stay here🇵🇸❤️‍🩹💪🫂

[Smoking That Hurtful Urkle || BLM 🇵🇸 1312 @AntigoneProgone]

Me (nurse): The patient needs a morbidly obese they/them transfemme to grind on her and let her lick their boob sweat
Me (now the patient in bed): Oooh ya gotta help me doc, I'm feelin real bad

[Smoking That Hurtful Urkle || BLM 🇵🇸 1312 @AntigoneProgone]

We were all so fucking cruel to Barkey the Purple Dinosaur, man. And for what.