Medusa 💮

Full time bakchod, muhfatt, overthinker 🙆🏼‍♀️

my tweets r stories, skip one nd u won't get the next 🤸🏼‍♀️

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@Komal__bhatiya Morning

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He drove me to the airport at six in the morning and kissed me at the gate like he was losing something and told me to text when I landed I nearly missed the flight anyway. Then I got home, dropped my bags, and my phone lit up: HR.

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@LustinessMyra Happy wali Diwali 🎇🪔

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Crackers are loud for five seconds... Expectations last all night... 😌💥

Happy Diwali 🎇🪔

#HappyDiwali #Diwali2026 #FestivalOfLights

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@Humasinn Happy Wali Diwali 🎇

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@Humasinn @rajsdiary @Lone_empero Happy diwali 🎇

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@besaram__ladka Happy diwali 🎆

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@DeebaSheikl2 @_BadMilfMadhu_ @deepikaraval45 @loveelyy_fatima @Gujjarani69 @sheetalmehra__ @queen_lipakshi @Susmitahiw3 @Mahimabong @Curvy_pooja @BlowQueen_Ruchi Hayeee 🫠 👀🥂

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@LustinessMyra Hehehe 🤪

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Higher management approved my promotion. Forty-two percent hike. Special leave until 30 November. From 1 December I report to the CEO's team 😳 I read it three times. Twelve leaves, three hampers, one promotion, and Diwali hasn't even started. I'm going to sleep for two days 💋

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We talked 3 hours bout everything except work. He drove me back. We sat outside car a long time then we stopped sitting nd then he ruined me properly, twice, until I forgot I had a flight 🫦 Best sex of 2026 nd it's been a long year. It's 2am. Nothing is packed

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Leaves approved, so I went shopping for home nd by 8 I was at dinner alone with 3 bags nd no appetite. Then my founder's son (Our CEO) walked in at mall nd asked to join me 🍷 I said yes before my brain caught up cause that's the gold digger instinct 😌

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Just kept reading, slower nd slower nd kept moving his chair closer until his knee was against mine 🫦 Ten minutes later he was signing my form while reading it upside down 😏 I got leaves. He walked me to the lift and said nothing the whole way. I think he's still confused 💋

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This one was almost funny. Afternoon HRBP's office extra privilege leaves very serious paperwork 😇 He read policy out loud. I sat across from him crossed my legs nd let my foot drift until it found his ankle. He didn't mention it.

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@DeebaSheikl2 Add me

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He stopped talking. Went red from collar up. I leaned on edge of his desk nd let him look properly nd he signed without reading a line. Thn he pushed form away nd used his own hand while I stood there watching nd finished right in front of me. I said tnx . Fixed my hair. Left 💋

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11 o'clock.. I took form in before I could talk myself out of it... My manager was mid way bout peak season whn I put it on his desk nd asked 4 leaves. He said it wasn't gud tym. So I told him I will back quietly, all of it, like it was already decided 🫦

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Okay, I'm doin something stupid for nxt 6 days. Diwali countdown starts now 🪔 nd I'm takin u with me every leave application, every hamper I steal back from managers who hoard them 🎁 every embarrassing thing I do to get them signed 😏 the plan is mostly me being shameless 🫦💋

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@RahulRoy438575 Only those people say this who do not get mangoes to eat 😮‍💨

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My boss called a late meeting, so I wore this olive corset and a slit skirt 🍑 He held eye contact for ten seconds, then his eyes dropped 💦 He forgot his own spreadsheet. I crossed my legs and let him suffer 👀

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@manasbhatt No way I love my job 😌💅🏼