The Anti Joke

The Jokes, You Dont Expect To Hear.

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What's big, white, and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A fridge.

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Whats wet and smells like a fish? A fish.

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A penguin walks into a bar. The bartender says, "So what will it be this time?" The penguin doesn't answer because it's a penguin.

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My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face

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If Twitter was invented by a woman, the character limit would be 100,000 letters.