Caleb C2B Brown

Dilate streaming everywhere now! 👁👁 Get tickets to my final Tri City Headline👇🏼👇🏼

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Stream my album Dilate on Apple Music now!

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i wanna marry billie eilish

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Sometimes I catch a glimpse of myself in the mirror and think DAMN...you're average as it gets bud.

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Why do people bash the mata brothers like they never did anything to anyone.

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Brace yourself. Graduation on social media is like Prom, but worse.

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What should NHL Seattle be called?

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Teacher to Seniors: Look around...it's the last time you'll sit in these chairs as a student, it's all coming to an end. It's all over...

Me:

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@stevenuno30 @chharizard

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In honor of high school being officially over all I have to say is

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Tomorrow is my last day of high school and they're saying "you'll miss this" like...no. Absolutly not. Four years of bs, useless cirriculum, and people who never left 8th grade. I'll missy friends when i leav to college, but anything about high school, NAH.

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WHATS NEXT. IS THE HOT N READY PEPPERONI GONNA BE $6 NOW?!

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The Polar Pop Proce Epidemic (A Thread)

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POLAR POP MEDIUMS ARE NOW 79
A LARGE POLAR POP IS NOW 99

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Then i walk up, give the clerk my dollar and she says "donate the 3 cents?" And I say yes...NOW ITS ALL GONE. EVERY DAMN BIT IS GONE. ITS OVER.

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Every summer I go, fill my large foam cup that circular ice...oh that circular ice😍. Then I fill it with whatever soda, or mix I want. Sometimes if I'm getting wild...i'll put some slushee in there😏.

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WHEN OBAMA WAS PRESIDENT, ALL EIGHT YEARS THE POLAR POP WAS 89 CENTS. BUT NOW TRUMPS CHINA TRADE WAS HAS CAUSED ME...to finally become a victim.

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HOW T'F AM I SUPPOSED TO SCAVAGE FOR A $1.08 NOW. LIKE 97 CENTS WAS ONE THING BUT $1.08...IMPEACH TRUMP.

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RED CROSS ISNT GONNA GET THEIR 3 CENTS ANYMORE AFTER I GIVE SOME RATCHET CLERK MY $1. WHAT ABOUT THE RED CROSS GUYS

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Wtf am I supposed to do when after tax...we're at a $1.08 for this.

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Yearbooks are a monopoly. They charge $55 for a $15 book so they can go to New York and Silverwood yearly...just because it's the only option.