Shakespeare Lyrics

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It is vacant within the canyon of thy cardiac organ.

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Thou can position thyself under my umbrella-ella-ella.

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Goodness, gracious, Rebecca, observe her gluteus maximus. Tunechi!

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He is in possession of a newly acquired automobile... It resembles a Jaguar.

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At which location art the lassies?

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Observe my features, I worry not.

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This female art ablaze.

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I possess spiritual essence, alas I am not a warrior.

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'Tis the alternate composition of Ignition, hot and fresh from the canteen.

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I pressed my lips against those of a female, and found it to be to my liking.

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Thou wouldst not believe thy eyes, if ten million fireflies illuminated the planet as I doth rest.

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Thine faeces cray!

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Worry not, about anything, due to the fact that every minor thing, shalt be just fine!

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I am the fornicating gentleman, thou doth not understand, dost thou?

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Thou art required to dispute, to acquire thy moral obligation, to celebrate merrily.

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Two girls hailing from Ye Olde Trailer Park relocate around the outside.

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I art nothing but an adolescent scoundrel, infant. Harken the melodies of Iron Maiden, infant, in my presence.

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I shalt escort thee to Ye Olde Confectionery Store. I shalt allow thee to lick thy lollipop.

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I am enamoured with large posteriors and I am unable to utter false statements.

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Fuck thee, I shan't follow thy orders!