Antique Scream

Antique Scream formed in 2005 in Phoenix, Arizona. They moved up to Seattle in the summer of 09 and have been enjoying the sunny weather ever since...

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"That's why they went extinct! The invention of the dinosaur condom!" -Bill

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It's awesome when bars accept our counterfeit drink-tickets.

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"It's like Goldschlager, but without the 'schlager'" -Jake

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"In and Out is like the Gwar of fast-food, they always get a good turnout." -Chris

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"Why have lemonade when you can have lenguanade?!" -Stu

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This iced-tea is delicious.

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Beeeeeer!!!

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"Spoon tangerines are in my head, but every time I go outside, the camels talk to me!" -Stu in Bill's dream

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Texas: the Texas state!

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You know you're in Louisiana when there is a frog onstage.

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"We haven't been to Waffle House since we went to Waffle House!" -Yamel

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Happy mothers day!

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"NO! We don't serve schmurfs! NOOOOO SCHMUUUUUURFS! Get out of here, Schmurf!" -Bill

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"I figured you guys must be a band, you look way to cool just to be walking around!" -Guy at the rest-stop

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"You better be sharin' what you're Darrin'!" -Stu

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"I need a white cowboy hat! So people know I'm a good guy." -Stu

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Nothing like waking up to tornado sirens...

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"Jäger is the opposite of fondue! THE OPPOSITE!! "-Stu

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"Free beer is like, the best invention since beer!"-Stu

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There's a guy at this bar wearing spurs. In Detroit.