Anton Dickson🎗

Financial Adviser. Investor. Hull City S/T holder.

[Sam @SamCKx]

Thomas Tuchel’s record as England manager:

Played 22
Won 17
Drawn 2
Lost 3
Goals scored 51
Goals conceded 17
Win rate: 77.3%

After 22 matches, Gareth Southgate’s England record was:

Played 22
Won 12
Drawn 7
Lost 3
Win rate: 54.5%

Anyone who wants to sack Tuchel is utterly clueless.

[Sophia Turner @Realsophiadeso]

🥹

[Bécquer 🇪🇸✒🔡 @GustavoAdolf_]

Esta foto fue tomada en 1946. Este tipo es Ken Shimizu. Tiene 35 años y es padre de 2 hijos. Shimizu no hace deporte, duerme 10 horas al día y come lo que quiere. Incluso bebe cerveza en vez de agua. ¿Qué hace Shimizu para conseguir ese cuerpo? Shimizu no tiene ningún secreto. Shimizu es el que está sentado en la esquina inferior izquierda de la foto. En cuanto a ese tipo que está chupando cámara en el medio, no sé quién es.

[Anthea🌼🌷🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @AntheaJayne4]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[Paul Rees. ex Rucksack. @HannahIamthest1]

A man with a completely bald head and only one leg is invited to a Fancy Dress Party.
He doesn't know what to wear to hide his head and his wooden leg, so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain his problem.
A few days later he receives a parcel with a note:
Dear Sir
Please find enclosed a Pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and with your wooden leg you will look just right as a Pirate.

The man is offended that the outfit emphasizes his disability, so he writes a letter of complaint.
A week passes and he receives another parcel and note.

Dear Sir
Sorry about the previous parcel. Please find enclosed a Monk's habit. The long robe will cover your wooden leg and with your bald head you will really look the part.

The man is really incandescent with rage now, because the company has gone from emphasising his wooden leg to drawing attention to his bald head.

So he writes a really strong letter of complaint. A few days later he gets a very small parcel from the company with an accompanying letter:

Dear Sir

Please find enclosed a tin of Golden Syrup. We suggest you pour the tin of Golden syrup over your bald head, let it harden! then stick your wooden leg up your arse and go as a toffee apple.. 😁😁

[Charli X @Charli_qur]

I will never sleep again in my dogs house 🏡

[DocumentingLibs @HistorianUSA1]

Who did this?😂

It depicts a kid who comes out the bathroom holding his stomach as he’s fighting diarrhea:

“Mom, I need Viagra!”

Mom: “What?! Why would you need that?!”
Kid: “Isn’t that what you give Daddy when his sh!t won’t get hard?”
😭💀

The stomach holding and the casual delivery took me out. I’m deceased.

Parents… y’all be careful what y’all say around these kids 😂

[Ross McCulloch @Rossmac212]

Rab C. Nesbitt with a message of support for Scotland😂

[The Lord of Lard. @bwj123penne]

Superb!

[CJ 🍀 @celtic_jaime]

The dogs still growling when he’s laid out

[Paul Cooper @PaulCoo64036394]

Fucking funny lol

[まだ面白い @madaomoshiroi]

唐辛子を横取りしたイッヌに罰が当たった瞬間

[Paul Manc Bald and Bred @MufcWonItAll2]

Fucking hell man. 🤣

Another exhibit why women live longer than men.

[Anton Dickson🎗 @AntonDickson]

@TheLucyShow1 @sagres23 Dixon if Rovers win tomorrow

[Lucy @TheLucyShow1]

It’s Friday!! Go get ‘em!!! 🤣🐾💃🕺

[Actu Foot @ActuFoot_]

🚨 Vidéo INCROYABLE des supporters de Hull City chantant « Someone Like You » À L’UNISSON pour célébrer leur montée en Premier League. 🏆😍

Essayez de ne pas avoir les frissons.

[Rich Quelch @RichQuelch]

The social media team at @HullCity deserve a huge pay rise!

Their content this season has been absolutely brilliant, and their editing has been unbelievably good!

Well done.

You can create 1000 emotions in the blink of an edit.

Appreciate it.

#hcafc

[Second Tier podcast @secondtierpod]

This video is EVERYTHING.

The goal. The angle. The Hull City noise. The limbs.

The Boro fans syncing with hands on their heads.

It’s bloody perfect 😍

[Baz Cooper @bazdjcooper]

Hull City 🧡 Adele. #hcafc

[Adam Hagues @haguesy10]

About last night 😂🍻#hcafc